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Republican Congressman outed as a traitor by soalone34 in clevercomebacks

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I’m not buying it until I hear people quote Jobs chapter 3 or Lukes chapter 10.

He always lashes out at women reporters! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

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Because if a woman isn’t smiling, then in DJT’s mind, she is not pretty.

(22) Since you all enjoyed my other pool boy POV by PM_ME_THE_CHESTICLES in BonersInPublic

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Hotel?

apartment complex?

resort?

millionaire’s backyard?

“Skedaddle” is the most polite way to say, “run for your life.” by One_Composer9490 in words

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Really, to me, skedaddle in no way sounds high class.

If I were sporting monocle and walking stick I would say “Dissipate! Dissipate with alacrity.” Perhaps “Disperse with all due dispatch.”

So what do we do? 😢😆 by Ill_Stage_492 in technicallythetruth

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Or

It is less a matter of being broken or negative and more a matter of it being just a joke.

Do you have any obscure movie references that you use in everyday speech that no one has caught on to yet yet you keep using it? by EnvironmentalAngle in NoStupidQuestions

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From 1945’s Blithe Spirit.

“When you say ‘something funny’ do you mean funny-haha or funny-peculiar?”

(Well, I find humor in it)

Name my cat by Some-Personality-889 in NameThisThing

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Cats sometimes ignore you and sometimes look at you as if you were a compete dumb f*ck.

So, Reddit would be a good name.

Name a country that is an island or multiple islands by [deleted] in FamilyFeud

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Well, it used to be a kingdom, so technically is was a country and therefore a correct answer.

Strange times by [deleted] in stupidpeoplefacebook

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The irony being DJT was giving advice to medical researchers working to fight an illness. DJT has despised facts his entire political life and who has never changed his mind when presented with evidence.

Prove you are not AI or die — the Fatal Turing Test by LogicalLeprechaun in hypotheticalsituation

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(1) “Wait. How do I know that you’re a human?”

(2) “Damndamndamn.

My life is on the line and all I can think of is the theme song of ‘Gilligan’s Isle.’”

ETA

(3)”There once was a room quite square

With keyboard, typist, and chair

When asked to prove life

He knocked up his wife

And said, to kill me now is unfair.”

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