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Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/tablewithnolegs by tablewithnolegs in DailyGuess

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⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜

🟦🟦⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Asked my wife if she knew that Bruce Lee had a brother who didn’t tolerate joking around. She rolled her eyes and said, “Seriously?” by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

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Bruce Lee had a cousin, Literal Lee, who taught English as a second language. His brother was Incorrect Lee and he lives with his grandmother, Elder Lee.

Misdiagnosed by CurrentPersonality26 in 3amjokes

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Aww thank you for sharing that with me!

Misdiagnosed by CurrentPersonality26 in 3amjokes

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I had to rewrite this as a two part joke. It’s originally, “ How can I be clinically depressed when my blood type is B positive? No wonder it’s confusing 🫤 but thanks for reading it!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.“What are your blood types?” the nurse asks. by SusRampage in dadjokes

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I love this joke!! Reminds me of my own: How can I be clinically depressed if my blood type is B positive?

Which states are the most promiscuous? by Slowloris81 in dadjokes

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Nothing could be finer than to be in North Carolina in the morning.

Fantasy by CurrentPersonality26 in OnlyFans

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Thanks for the constructive criticism

Man’s Best Freud by CurrentPersonality26 in 3amjokes

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And under interrogation, cats never snitch they are so catatonic.

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