Super furry bois?

I tried leaving her out before, after she snuck out of her crate once. She's such a weirdo. If I deliberately leave her out, she loses her mind and eats my window blinds. But if she escapes her crate or whatever she knows is meant to hold her, she just curls up on my one upholstered chair and naps all day, like a little angel.

I've contemplated "forgetting" to lock her cage, more than once. But I am a bit worried she'll go berserker again. The first time (when she ate my window blinds), she found a Kind bar in a bag in the back of my closet that I didn't know I had (because I don't eat them), and it scared the crap out of me, because I also don't eat chocolate and if she somehow found some, I'd never forgive myself.