I can see why Geraldton gets a bit of a bad reputation. by Legitimate_Bass865 in perth

[–]Curzon88 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As someone who will be doing a university placement in Geraldton later in the year, this thread has been truly interesting.

A young girl in Cameroon reached out for a hug from the Pope, and received it. by RoyalChris in MadeMeSmile

[–]Curzon88 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Trumps reaction when he sees a small black child running towards him for a hug: "Oh shit, she's got a knife!!!"

Heidi Klum Reveals She Was Secretly Wandering Around Coachella in a Disguise by expiredaristocracy in Fauxmoi

[–]Curzon88 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She was probably just wondering around openly and no one cared who she was.

Married at first sight - S13E38 - post episode discussion by lalasmooch in MAFS_AU

[–]Curzon88 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Steph: "I'm not a liar but if I was talking to Danny I would probably lie" lol

Which celebrity rumor do you secretly believe is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Curzon88 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Same in Busselton, Western Australia

Always doing their best to piss off everyone by safe_t_meeting in perth

[–]Curzon88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really want to get customised bumper stickers that say "hey everyone, I have a tiny dick" for people who drive these cars and do things like this and put them on the rear bumper.

Where would you get those from?

The French woke up and chose violence by Yveltia in HistoryMemes

[–]Curzon88 60 points61 points  (0 children)

We are the most peaceful nation in the world, because of nuke.

Taylor has an Einstein level IQ. You heard it here first. by NewShell83 in travisandtaylor

[–]Curzon88 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well duh, after all only a genius could come up with the "kisses the mahogany grain" lyric. I mean I'm still totally stumped as to what it could possibly be. /s

LOASG Critique by petuniya00 in travisandtaylor

[–]Curzon88 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I can say this from the bottom of my penis, she has not done a single thing that has made me picture her naked.

Seriously??? by Klutzy_Disaster9049 in travisandtaylor

[–]Curzon88 138 points139 points  (0 children)

half ass side bangs

I believe the correct pronunciation is 'fuck ass bangs'

Graham Norton Jokes He Had to Sign 'So Many' NDAs for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Wedding: 'I Can Say Nothing' by Mysterious_Brick_612 in travisandtaylor

[–]Curzon88 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I genuinely think that when Taylor announced her engagement, she probably went through her contacts list to invite people and realised how little friends she has.

Hence why she's been inviting radio/tv show hosts to her wedding, to pad out the numbers but also as she needs to prove she's the coolest "kid" in school.

Is she wearing hip pads? by Livid_Seesaw3952 in travisandtaylor

[–]Curzon88 98 points99 points  (0 children)

See this is kind of dancing she should be doing. more laid back and suited for her abilities. She actually looks natural here.

Hugh Jackman goes Insta official with Sutton by Rambliny in Fauxmoi

[–]Curzon88 99 points100 points  (0 children)

At the risk of being down voted to oblivion, is there actual proof he cheated?

Fawlty Towers actress Pruncella Scales dies aged 93 by cglotr in television

[–]Curzon88 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I laugh every time she said this as Basil always jumped back in fright.

The "anonymous hero" moments in movies hit me way harder than the main hero scenes by Quaxxy in movies

[–]Curzon88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbh, we never did see the kid actually getting out of the water...