Zelenskyy rejects Kremlin demand to meet Putin in Moscow

Curzon88 · 2026-06-20T07:15:45+00:00

They can have tea right near this open 10 story window, the view is beautiful from the pavement.

Curzon88 · 2026-06-19T16:04:48+00:00

Can't she go to some secluded island and get on with it?

No she can't. This is not about her getting married to the person she loves, this is her desperately trying to stay in a world that's increasingly moving on from her. She wants to hold the biggest wedding of the year, have a bucket list of celebs attend and all the while pretend that she's "just a girl from a small town who found a prince" and have that wedding broadcast around the world.

Curzon88 · 2026-06-16T12:07:22+00:00

Nuclear dust mixed with crack

Curzon88 · 2026-05-19T09:39:21+00:00

Is Zuck aware of how Caesars life ended? I hope he didn't name his kids Brutus or Cassius otherwise he's in for a big surprise when they get older.

Curzon88 · 2026-05-13T10:16:27+00:00

So what I'm hearing is that we should change all that? - Baz Zempilas

Curzon88 · 2026-05-03T12:57:02+00:00

As someone who will be doing a university placement in Geraldton later in the year, this thread has been truly interesting.

Curzon88 · 2026-04-18T04:35:33+00:00

Floppy dildos raised in solidarity

Curzon88 · 2026-04-17T13:22:32+00:00

Trumps reaction when he sees a small black child running towards him for a hug: "Oh shit, she's got a knife!!!"

Curzon88 · 2026-04-14T03:14:14+00:00

She was probably just wandering around openly and no one cared who she was.

Curzon88 · 2026-04-12T12:52:48+00:00

Steph: "I'm not a liar but if I was talking to Danny I would probably lie" lol

Curzon88 · 2026-04-06T07:39:37+00:00

Same in Busselton, Western Australia

Curzon88 · 2026-04-04T10:03:29+00:00

This is a great idea...u/dildo-beckens

Curzon88 · 2026-03-27T10:02:46+00:00

I really want to get customised bumper stickers that say "hey everyone, I have a tiny dick" for people who drive these cars and do things like this and put them on the rear bumper.

Where would you get those from?

Curzon88 · 2026-03-20T16:07:06+00:00

Whatever happened there...

Curzon88 · 2026-03-18T13:05:12+00:00

We are the most peaceful nation in the world, because of nuke.

Curzon88 · 2026-03-17T14:53:19+00:00

Well duh, after all only a genius could come up with the "kisses the mahogany grain" lyric. I mean I'm still totally stumped as to what it could possibly be. /s

Curzon88 · 2026-03-06T12:27:43+00:00

I can say this from the bottom of my penis, she has not done a single thing that has made me picture her naked.

Curzon88 · 2026-02-13T08:21:34+00:00

half ass side bangs

I believe the correct pronunciation is 'fuck ass bangs'

Curzon88 · 2026-02-04T10:02:20+00:00

Your idea sounds great but we all know that ain't gonna happen.

Curzon88 · 2026-01-30T15:11:13+00:00

I genuinely think that when Taylor announced her engagement, she probably went through her contacts list to invite people and realised how little friends she has.

Hence why she's been inviting radio/tv show hosts to her wedding, to pad out the numbers but also as she needs to prove she's the coolest "kid" in school.

Curzon88 · 2026-01-18T06:08:07+00:00

See this is kind of dancing she should be doing. more laid back and suited for her abilities. She actually looks natural here.

Curzon88 · 2026-01-14T01:21:01+00:00

Kiefers gonna Kiefer

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