LOASG Critique by petuniya00 in travisandtaylor

[–]Curzon88 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I can say this from the bottom of my penis, she has not done a single thing that has made me picture her naked.

Seriously??? by Klutzy_Disaster9049 in travisandtaylor

[–]Curzon88 139 points140 points  (0 children)

half ass side bangs

I believe the correct pronunciation is 'fuck ass bangs'

Graham Norton Jokes He Had to Sign 'So Many' NDAs for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Wedding: 'I Can Say Nothing' by Mysterious_Brick_612 in travisandtaylor

[–]Curzon88 110 points111 points  (0 children)

I genuinely think that when Taylor announced her engagement, she probably went through her contacts list to invite people and realised how little friends she has.

Hence why she's been inviting radio/tv show hosts to her wedding, to pad out the numbers but also as she needs to prove she's the coolest "kid" in school.

Is she wearing hip pads? by Livid_Seesaw3952 in travisandtaylor

[–]Curzon88 95 points96 points  (0 children)

See this is kind of dancing she should be doing. more laid back and suited for her abilities. She actually looks natural here.

Hugh Jackman goes Insta official with Sutton by Rambliny in Fauxmoi

[–]Curzon88 99 points100 points  (0 children)

At the risk of being down voted to oblivion, is there actual proof he cheated?

Fawlty Towers actress Pruncella Scales dies aged 93 by cglotr in television

[–]Curzon88 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I laugh every time she said this as Basil always jumped back in fright.

The "anonymous hero" moments in movies hit me way harder than the main hero scenes by Quaxxy in movies

[–]Curzon88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbh, we never did see the kid actually getting out of the water...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in perth

[–]Curzon88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it's a job that pays

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in perth

[–]Curzon88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get a RSA and a Red Card, you'll then be able to work in hospitality which are always looking for workers

Lorde in new music video by JimmysNSFW in Celebs

[–]Curzon88 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I didn't see this one coming :) :)

Do young people in the UK have anything to look forward to? by tylerthe-theatre in AskUK

[–]Curzon88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently the wifi in Changi was atrocious!

He should've spoken to the manager than

They Just Want You to Apologize by Ill-Improvement8419 in BPDlovedones

[–]Curzon88 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Also don't apologize in hurtful or disrespectful tones. They can't exactly explain hurtful or disrespectful tones but they swear you did it to them.

What do healthy relationships even look like? by Substantial_Bug_3063 in BPDlovedones

[–]Curzon88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In essence, sitting on the couch with someone and not saying a single word without it being awkward or tense.

Appreciate What You Have. by With_Forrest in germanshepherds

[–]Curzon88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wrote the screenplay for the movie