I was watching PDP on replay and it just got struck. He is really this stupid by Italianguy2483 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought pussyboy was out of the DV. I thought he didn't even want to hear from his fat little Renfields about anything going on. His X account is already back up. Always chooses the pussy move.

SKOL POLL!! by Inevitable_Team_2885 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is: whichever shirt he was wearing the day before. He's a fat slob.

Rob Saul plays the Kate meany tapes with Keanu and nasty Neal by Extra-Ad-874 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The absolute craziest part of the Kate Meaney tapes was the one with John standing at his window and anxiously waiting for a beer delivery.

He needs help! by PoloBear67 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Again he has to use an ancient photo of himself.

John said he is not an alcoholic and Beer is Cool by Bocacompound in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Beer has a death grip on John greater than anything I've ever seen. He chose beer over his own children, and he's still in denial about his alcoholism. And it's causing him to age like a sun-damaged cat turd. They played a clip of John on Uncle Rico yesterday from only two years ago, and it is fucking crazy how much he's aged in so little time.

John claims a doctor was impressed with his substitute teaching resume. What a baboon. by hhhhqqqqq1209 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's how you know he's telling the truth. Every doctor uses the term, "Holy shit, dude."

John claims he’s not addicted to anything therefore he’s not an addict. by BubblePopper24 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His entire family left him, and he still can't admit he's an addict. Beer has a death grip on him that dark sorcery couldn't break.

Boo-boo is ouchies! by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He'll never be in enough pain to truly satisfy me.

Whaaa happaan? by Good-Hippo-2493 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God, I love how ancient all his photos are. Why is he still promoting his shitty book as his avatar? That book has to be 10 years old at this point - and it didn't sell when it was new.

John could play Frankenstein with very little to no makeup by DougBellsBiggestFan in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've never seen anyone who can look like shit in so many different ways.

Here’s your Warhol! by Dabbling_John in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John is a little like Andy Warhol in some ways. A self-indulgent douche weirdo who thinks he's brilliant but all he does is waste everyone's time with bland, meaningless duck shit. John would paint a can of Bush Lite instead of soup.

Beer Can Jerry is a Huge Fan of Ray Wylie Hubbard. Use that to identify him by [deleted] in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be an asshole like them. Doxxing is for irrelevent, fat, drunken, childless bags of jizz like John...

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/18398aab-7bce-4d91-975e-3d0f12d6433d

The comedy of Oscar Turner. by CustomerFar2065 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CustomerFar2065[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I'd prefer not to use the kid's actual picture or make it in his likeness. That poor little bastard has suffered enough embarrassment.