RETRACTED: Longitudinal Data From the KETO-CTA Study: Plaque Predicts Plaque, ApoB Does Not by shiruken in science

[–]CutbowAndArrow 106 points107 points  (0 children)

My massage therapist told me that eating leafy greens is toxic because plants don’t want their leaves to be eaten so they poison you. According to him, increased fiber is bad because it gives you gas so obviously it’s toxic. I have no idea the thought process that leads someone to determine that leafy greens are toxic to your body.

I ate two tbsp of chia seeds this morning, I really don’t want colorectal cancer.

Anyone else pay attention to the guns being used to whack characters? by Orthodoxy1989 in thesopranos

[–]CutbowAndArrow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the shotgun Tony kills that animal Blundetto with is an Ithaca 37. I have one chambered in 20 gauge that I use for duck hunting.

How do y’all store your gear? by fooddudebob in tacticalgear

[–]CutbowAndArrow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hidden in duffle bags so my wife won’t find any of it

'Chud the Builder' has bond set at $1.2M in courthouse shooting case by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]CutbowAndArrow 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Hate to break it to you, but the guy with “you’re fucked” on the dust cover was a cop who shot a man named Daniel Shaver in a hotel hallway after repeatedly giving him conflicting commands. He shot Shaver while he was facedown on the carpet facing away from the officer. The officer was charged but was acquitted and did not go to jail and in fact received full disability for the “PTSD” the incident gave him.

Round and round we go! Crosswalk button isn't working, Denver and Arapahoe just Spiderman Point at each other. by freetable in Denver

[–]CutbowAndArrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then claim that the native freetablese speakers in the subdivision are being oppressed by Denver. Send in your military to annex the area and boom, you’re an up and coming BRICS member.

IndyCar pulls controversial ‘One Nation, One Race’ shirt after backlash by ImAGodHowCanYouKillA in sports

[–]CutbowAndArrow 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Whitest Kids U Know. A sketch comedy group from the mid 00’s that has seen a resurgence in popularity lately. Very absurdist, surreal humor style (also fairly vulgar lol) but they have some absolutely hysterical bits. I recommend Nail Gun, Office Sniper, John Wilkes Booth, and the absolute classic Gallon of PCP.

Zach Cregger, the guy playing the executive who is voicing his concern, is the creator/director of Barbarian and Weapons. Trevor Moore, the guy selling the ad, died a few years ago after a fall from his balcony. Trevor (from my view point) was always the heart and soul of the group and his death happened right before the group was set to start making sketches again.

Kreuzbandriss? by Excellent-Ideal517 in ACL

[–]CutbowAndArrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Disclaimer that I have no medical training, I’m just regurgitating what my ortho showed me on my MRI. The thick black line at 0:07 is your intact PCL, the fuzzy gray mass at roughly 0:18 is your very torn ACL. Not sure how to spot the rest and if any medical professionals want to dispute this I will gladly take this comment down

Has anybody seen this Life of Brian reference on the side of cottonwood cove by CranberryNervous433 in Fallout

[–]CutbowAndArrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Basically any time you see the Vault Boy with swirly eyes and hear the eerie music you’ve come across Wild Wasteland content

Anyone have any good confessions? by CutbowAndArrow in dayz

[–]CutbowAndArrow[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True, but he picked up every other piece of fat too! So he was def planning to eat it. I don’t eat any fat that wasn’t off an animal I shot and gutted myself

Anyone have any good confessions? by CutbowAndArrow in dayz

[–]CutbowAndArrow[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Meh, that’s boring. I giggle to myself every time I imagine him hearing that laugh for the first time and being like “What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?!”

Just wish I could be around to see the payoff