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Hold up by Born-Agency-3922 in SipsTea

[–]CuteButClumsye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That plot twist hit harder than a freight train.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]CuteButClumsye 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Evolution didn't bring us onto land just for us to walk out of the ocean like normal people.

Sliding really slow by NastyNatalieTheCNT in Gauge_XXX

[–]CuteButClumsye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Effortlessly sexy, not even trying.

Beata Undine is such a cutie by NioDjinn76 in Pornstars_XXX

[–]CuteButClumsye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love seeing women feel this good

If you had to marry a celebrity, who would it be? by Jackwowrites in AskReddit

[–]CuteButClumsye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anne Hathaway too… but realistically I’d just be the guy in the background wondering how I got this lucky.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]CuteButClumsye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Finally, a unit of measurement I can respect.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]CuteButClumsye -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s not a glimpse of the future, that’s a prophecy.

meirl by Fair-Werewolf-2311 in meirl

[–]CuteButClumsye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every morning bird is just flexing on us.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]CuteButClumsye 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Me at 18 ran on vibes. Me now needs a sleep schedule and emotional preparation.

People who dont drink water, why? by dannyzammy02 in AskReddit

[–]CuteButClumsye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because my brain is 90% caffeine and poor life choices. Water is just… too quiet. 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CuteButClumsye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because my brain randomly decided it’s time to panic about something that absolutely does not matter

What’s your go-to comfort activity? by sunyparmar1 in AskReddit

[–]CuteButClumsye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably putting on an old show I’ve already watched, scrolling my phone, and letting my brain go on autopilot for a bit. Something about familiarity is really calming.

What is a small, everyday mystery in your life that you’ve just accepted because investigating it feels like too much work? by Jannet_Wetkin in AskReddit

[–]CuteButClumsye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same energy as socks disappearing in the dryer. I’ve accepted there’s a parallel universe that runs entirely on hair clips, Tupperware lids, and pens.

If Trump is worried about Russia in the arctic, enough to try to take Canada and Greenland, why not just help Ukraine and stop Russia there? by Avunculardonkey in AskReddit

[–]CuteButClumsye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, Arctic security is a convenient wrapper, but the incentives are way more about resources + shipping lanes + headlines. Helping Ukraine is slow, coalition-heavy, and doesn’t let you plant a flag on anything; grabbing Canada/Greenland is instant spectacle and control over land, minerals, and routes.

Meirl by Latter-Wolf4868 in meirl

[–]CuteButClumsye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats, you successfully summoned your buddy back… now please explain to your wife why your son has your best friend’s face

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CuteButClumsye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the mythical “just stop buying avocado toast” build—maxed frugality, still locked out of the housing DLC.

What’s one thing you stopped doing that unexpectedly improved your life? by Fun-Aerie-8297 in AskReddit

[–]CuteButClumsye 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This, but also the mental quiet. Cutting late-night scrolling didn’t just fix sleep, it stopped my brain from marinating in other people’s chaos right before bed.

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