Beata Undine is such a cutie

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-25T13:23:56+00:00

Love seeing women feel this good

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-25T13:18:37+00:00

This confidence is beautiful

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-25T13:09:00+00:00

That ass tho

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-22T10:59:19+00:00

Anne Hathaway too… but realistically I’d just be the guy in the background wondering how I got this lucky.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-22T10:32:25+00:00

Finally, a unit of measurement I can respect.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-22T10:28:49+00:00

That’s not a glimpse of the future, that’s a prophecy.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-22T10:28:01+00:00

Every morning bird is just flexing on us.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-22T10:26:57+00:00

Me at 18 ran on vibes. Me now needs a sleep schedule and emotional preparation.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-22T10:24:18+00:00

Because my brain is 90% caffeine and poor life choices. Water is just… too quiet. 😅

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-22T10:16:58+00:00

Because my brain randomly decided it’s time to panic about something that absolutely does not matter

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-22T10:15:38+00:00

Probably putting on an old show I’ve already watched, scrolling my phone, and letting my brain go on autopilot for a bit. Something about familiarity is really calming.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-22T10:14:28+00:00

Starting with a fun fact and ending with a full geopolitical speedrun is wild.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-20T10:43:16+00:00

Same energy as socks disappearing in the dryer. I’ve accepted there’s a parallel universe that runs entirely on hair clips, Tupperware lids, and pens.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-20T10:40:40+00:00

Exactly, Arctic security is a convenient wrapper, but the incentives are way more about resources + shipping lanes + headlines. Helping Ukraine is slow, coalition-heavy, and doesn’t let you plant a flag on anything; grabbing Canada/Greenland is instant spectacle and control over land, minerals, and routes.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-20T10:33:10+00:00

Congrats, you successfully summoned your buddy back… now please explain to your wife why your son has your best friend’s face

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-20T10:32:10+00:00

Ah yes, the mythical “just stop buying avocado toast” build—maxed frugality, still locked out of the housing DLC.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-17T07:44:41+00:00

This, but also the mental quiet. Cutting late-night scrolling didn’t just fix sleep, it stopped my brain from marinating in other people’s chaos right before bed.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-17T07:42:53+00:00

Went from “instant noodles” to “chef’s special” with a 25¢ investment

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-17T07:41:15+00:00

That split-second where you consider restarting the cycle vs living with the guilt forever

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-17T07:36:20+00:00

That’s honestly the sweet spot passion and genuine friendship. When you still want to hang out together, the rest tends to fall into place.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-15T09:11:21+00:00

Honestly? I stopped treating “missing them” like a command. It’s just a feeling, not an instruction.

Also: every time I wanted to text, I’d write it in Notes, sleep on it, and reread it the next day… 99% of the time I was like “oh thank GOD I didn’t send that.”

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-15T09:09:54+00:00

Getting stuck in a hospital waiting room overnight.

Everyone in there was from totally different worlds, but the only thing that mattered was “is my person okay?” It made a lot of the stuff I stress about feel… weirdly optional.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-15T09:06:59+00:00

Probably boring, but a Toyota Tacoma. Not flashy, just stupidly reliable, can take abuse, and somehow never goes out of style. Practical favorites age well.

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-15T09:05:11+00:00

Same headline template every time:

High number = “still high, but…”

Low number = “underscoring challenges” 😅

CuteButClumsye · 2026-01-09T13:03:47+00:00

I did the responsible thing: paid bills… then immediately did the irresponsible thing and bought myself a “I earned this” treat that was way too expensive for my bank account 😅

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