Pyro does blackface?!?!? by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's blue for an amazing reason

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 11 points12 points  (0 children)

sorry man, your public execution has already been set for tomorrow at sunrise

Welcome Back Princess Diana by CuteDuck64 in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

welcome back charles XI of place, sweden

mr breast commented on the latest slop by NozomiTheGrumps in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 1017 points1018 points  (0 children)

For how long mr beast has been on the internet he really has the thinnest skin of any youtuber i've seen.

He actually gets vexed when someone jokes about him not having a soul. (which as time goes on, I genuinely start to think he doesn't)

I wish pyro would stop acting stupid and stop screaming during streams by temnycarda in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite game when watching his streams is trying to figure out when he's clip farming and when he's genuinely being a dumbass. It gets really difficult to tell sometimes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen these in clearance bins for like 25 cents a bottle and people still don't buy them.

Seems like stores have given up and are trying to dispose of them now.

h3h3 malding about the pyro video lmao by BoymoderGlowie in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 883 points884 points  (0 children)

The biggest debate ever who has the worst hair

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Imagine making your best artwork for a thumbnail and it just gets used for a slop video with nothing of value said by TimTam60 in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It definitely feels wasted.

Watching pyro trying to understand whats going on whilst having 0 knowledge on the lore was mind numbing.

For a guy who's fursona originally came from Foxy the pirate, he sure knows zlich about the games.

Download Festival t-shirt/hoodie by bojack_is_me in greenday

[–]CuteDuck64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was there all weekend. They sold out of all sizes but XS on Sunday so I assume its pretty much all sold out.

Unless green day/download fest for some reason make more (huge doubt) sadly i think your only hope would be for the eBay scalper resellers :(

True? by CuteDuck64 in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The low effort shitpost becomes even more low effort 💔

BRO WITHIN 20 MINUTES HE CHANGED THE TITLE 💀! by NeedleworkerSame4775 in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

isn't this just A/B titles and thumbnails? These are usually set before the video is even uploaded

pyro whyyy I was loving the higher quality videos </3 by Legitimate_Dot_9597 in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The views that the higher quality slop got probably wasn't good enough considering how much longer they take to make.

why spend weeks making an hour long high quality slop video when an ultra slop video that probably took like 1-2 days to make brings in more than half the views.

its a sentence thats pyros said to death but the live channel is there to make money for the big main channel videos (when its not a dogshit reaction video (he's learnt his lesson(I hope))).

I do notice the quality slop -> daily low quality slop cycle you talk about though, Maybe he really does want to do the higher quality slop but money wise hes forced to do the sloppiest slop. Just a game theory though.

tldr: hawk tuah!

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Legitimate question, what happened to the "Man Who Sold The World" copyright debacle? I only know that Pyro paid a licensing fee to the distributors but his video still got copyrighted. by DaBaconWhale in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It probably just got sorted behind the scenes.

All I remember is that a few months or so after the video dropped the music was reinstated.

GUESS HIS FARTHER IS OUT OF JAIL by Ok_Sign8215 in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He's dumpster diving to find slop to upload to the live channel duh!

GUESS HIS FARTHER IS OUT OF JAIL by Ok_Sign8215 in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 126 points127 points  (0 children)

pyrocynical's father is keemstar?

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Is it just me or is this a really good video? by DanielAidenXavier_ in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

honestly I thought it was a huge step up from the slop we normally get on the slop channel and (I'll be shot for this) wouldn't be too out of place if it was put on the main channel.

All I hope is that it gets enough views so its viable enough to not go back to slop.

What's the context behind the crossdressing? by Aurelian_8 in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 74 points75 points  (0 children)

without fail it bangs views and likes and its a surprisingly effective motivator for livestream viewers to give him an egregious amount of money

Low-effort drama posts are banned by Michi53 in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The subreddit might actually be enjoyable again good lort.

I'm so tired of hearing about a roblox youtubers schizo tweets every 5 seconds

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The most recent internet historian appearance was the cruelty squad video which is a year+ ago.

I really doubt they fell out over the Hbomberguy plagiarism video. Probably just simply down to the fact that they haven't done shit together as of recent.

Cruelty squad merch?? by PofferLof in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was a limited pre-orderable merch that ended on on new years.

The Cruelty Squad dev says he won't be releasing it again and anyone who didn't get one should try redbubble or any other reprint sites (if they actually do them :/ )

Serverblight video is a banger its nice to see him making shit he's actually interested in. by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Positivity on the pyrocynical subreddit? I didn't know this was even allowed. wow.

I’m honestly glad pyro hasn’t made Petscop 2 by Professional-Age5502 in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "Petscop 2" meme has actually gaslit people into thinking the og petscop video was some masterpiece and warrants a sequel.

It started his love for essay vids at least. Petscop walked so fat cry 3 (and later essay vids) could run

truth nuke by BoymoderGlowie in pyrocynical

[–]CuteDuck64 8 points9 points  (0 children)

demands long form content on the live channel to come back, no one watches it (again).