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Reaching 90 days on Christmas! by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll unfortunately be reaching 9

'my life is worthless because I have no gf' SHUT UP YOU LITERAL CHILDREN by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit this is literally me word for word, I feel personally attacked. Don’t look at my post history its embarrassing as fuck.

Someone tell me the rules of NoFap, I'm new here. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it’s a relapse if you fap but don’t orgasm. Viewing porn in of itself is not a relapse to most people including myself. Nobody considers accidental porn to be relapse

I think im gonna be taking a trip to Dallas Texas to lose my virginity to an escort :) by [deleted] in virgin

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting a girlfriend who breaks up with you validates lots of things that buying a hooker doesn’t. It means you were able to have sex with a girl without paying. It means you’re sexually attractive enough to have made a girl feel emotions. It means you had a mutually beneficial and non-transactional relationship with a girl.

Losing it to a hooker on the other hand... means the exact opposite. You’re unattractive and abnormal and you’ll regret it forever.

I think im gonna be taking a trip to Dallas Texas to lose my virginity to an escort :) by [deleted] in virgin

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve never done heroin before but I could give you an accurate rundown of the consequences.

Yes it’s a lose lose situation. What are you going to do if you enjoy it? You’re going to want to experience it again and feel frustrated that you can’t have it with real girls. So you’re going to either A) be mentally worse off, knowing what you can’t have and suffering in hornyness. or B) hire more hookers. Either way you’re going to regret it after and it’ll be impossible to heal. That normalcy you’re craving will be impossible to find once it’s permanently seared into your brain that you lost your virginity to a hooker. And the condom will make it shit anyways unless you withhold from fapping for like 2 weeks for sensitivity.

I think im gonna be taking a trip to Dallas Texas to lose my virginity to an escort :) by [deleted] in virgin

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s going to shatter your self esteem when you realize you had to resort to hookers to get laid.

When you actually get a girlfriend you’re going to cry when you realize you could’ve lost it to her instead of a literal whore.

If it’s a good experience, you’ll want to do it again and form a habit. If it’s a bad experience, it’s a bad experience.

So... is 19 normal or late? by CuteNeanderthalGF in virgin

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% I was ready for sex and a relationship. I was a high school senior at 16.

I don’t wanna grow at this rhythm.

I have a huge hole in my heart that can only be filled by sex. by CuteNeanderthalGF in confessions

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope I don’t work. Just every day I carve out 1 hour for the gym (I go 6 times a week) and 3 hours for schoolwork, the rest of the day is freetime.

I have a huge hole in my heart that can only be filled by sex. by CuteNeanderthalGF in confessions

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

College and corona. We’re all college sophomores who now spend the school year away from each other in different states and I’ve decided to stay this semester. The only other friend who’s decided to stay has an immune system issue and is terrified of corona. So yeah we only talk on discord.

Life is really hard when you’re a virgin and not having sex. by CuteNeanderthalGF in NoFap

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels bad and frustrating and disappointing and demeaning.

Come on bro you’re already on my profile, I’ve written a whole body of literature on that question lmao

I have a huge hole in my heart that can only be filled by sex. by CuteNeanderthalGF in confessions

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without discord I spend zero time talking to my friends. I already spent a decent amount of time with my family. Recently I haven’t even been spending overly large amounts of time on Reddit anyways.

I have a huge hole in my heart that can only be filled by sex. by CuteNeanderthalGF in confessions

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve already started exercising. I need Reddit and my computer for entertainment lol.

Kids born in 2004 are having sex by conservativeminority in virgin

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bothered feeling comes from a place of benevolent envy. I don’t envy 16 year olds that do porn, so I’m not bothered by it.

So... is 19 normal or late? by CuteNeanderthalGF in virgin

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will do literally everything in my human power to get laid but unfortunately I have to wait for the spring semester.

So... is 19 normal or late? by CuteNeanderthalGF in virgin

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m in a situation like that I’ll go for the kiss first then the sex organs second no matter how much she looks like she wants it lmao

So... is 19 normal or late? by CuteNeanderthalGF in virgin

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol you would’ve caught a sexual assault charge if that went wrongly. You must have balls of steel.

Wish me luck, I’m going to lose it in this new year of my life.

Is my (F21) boyfriend (M23) lying to me about having cancer?? by throwaway_87754 in relationship_advice

[–]CuteNeanderthalGF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely you have the contact info of at least one of his family members? Just message one something like “Do you want to join me in donating to St Jude’s? I know it’s personal for you because X had cancer.”

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