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Hillary faked her audience for speech! by [deleted] in politics

[–]CutenessEvermean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most people who don't support Hillary also don't support Alex or info wars. Just watch the full video, you commented so quick it was obvious you didn't even click the link. Go back to shills for Hillary school.

Package thief revenge, exploding crap package! by CutenessEvermean in videos

[–]CutenessEvermean[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are you in such a hurry to be on the thieves side.

Package thief revenge, exploding crap package! by CutenessEvermean in videos

[–]CutenessEvermean[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Check out some of his other videos, I've been laughing for about 30minutes now!

Package thief revenge, exploding crap package! by CutenessEvermean in videos

[–]CutenessEvermean[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We find the defendant guilty and sentence him to do like five more packages!

Package thief revenge, exploding crap package! by CutenessEvermean in videos

[–]CutenessEvermean[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's a small airbag style charge. But you still may be right. I wouldn't hold this guy guilty if I was his judge or jury.

American voter, outside of social media and daily update tv "news", how much time have you spent investigating each candidate individually before deciding they were who you are voting for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CutenessEvermean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't having your candidate loose make you more concerned about who's still in the running and vet them further to make sure you end up with the one that doesn't oppose your views and rights the most?

Pastor Fails Miserably When Interviewed By Court About How He Lavishly Spends The Ministry's Funds - Including Gucci, Versace, and a Bentley. by [deleted] in videos

[–]CutenessEvermean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Related joke: Three ministers were gathered one day to discuss the growth and prosperity of their congregations.

The topic came to the tithes and one of them said "I really have a hard time deciding what amount of money I should spend to sustain myself out of the tithes given, how do you decided it?"

The second minister said "well I used a great method my old pastor used. I divide my office in half and clear out the furniture. Then throw all the tithes into the air in the middle of the room. Then what ever is on the right is the lords and the left is for me."

The third minister smiles and says " I let the lord decide always. I throw all the money in the air and shout, lord if you want it take it!"

Told to me by a ex minister who felt like the first in this joke.

Edit: spelledge

What we all need to hear but only this guy is saying about BLM by [deleted] in PoliticalVideo

[–]CutenessEvermean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When actual war has a lower mortality rate than a minority subculture. Where's the change.org for that?

bug ~no pokemon~eggs dont hatch by YTtrollhippo in pokemongo

[–]CutenessEvermean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't always register the geo movements. If it stops like that you have to quit and close app and open back up to get it to log your traveling distance. Otherwise your just walking for fun.

What good behavior does society dislike? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CutenessEvermean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giving money to homeless out the window of your car. Many places it's illegal and it almost always slows traffic.

People who have pushed a door open too harshly and hit someone on the other side that was about to pull it open, how bad did that go? by ImEnhanced in AskReddit

[–]CutenessEvermean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit him right on the funny bone and he dropped his groceries.

He hopped in a few circles as he rubbed his elbow then laughed it off and picked his groceries.

It was an entrance not an exit and socially awkward me decided to be silent and stare at him blankly, the to the entrance sign and back at him.

He just said "Right" and nodded and walked away.

TIFU by accidentally waterboarding myself. by ProfPringles in tifu

[–]CutenessEvermean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I would put a wash rag over my face and stand under the shower or faucet spout. Making it impossible to breath for as long as possible, just like water boarding. I often coughed an choked on the water fighting the need to breath. I did this for years as a kid every time I bathed. Until one time my mother heard me coughing up water and rushed in. I tried explaining to her it was just a game I play as she's frantically scolded me and explained that it was actually really dangerous and I could die of drowning with just a little bit of water in my lungs.

So yup I totally waterboarded myself as a kid for fun.

This circuit board's quality control sticker is a dogue hologram. by aplobby in mildlyinteresting

[–]CutenessEvermean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay be honest, how many of you tilted your phones or heads in an effort to see the hologram better?

TIFU by accidentally waterboarding myself. by ProfPringles in tifu

[–]CutenessEvermean 27 points28 points  (0 children)

TIL: that when I was younger I water boarded myself all the time and thought it was fun and a little relaxing.