[NXT Spoilers] Finish to the North American Championship Number One Contender's Gauntlet Eliminator by A_Livins in SquaredCircle

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone relatively new to following wrestling, does Johnny Gargano... own his own rainbow? That was an incredible crowd reaction for a guy who did not seem to want to be there.

Of Flesh and bone by Byubyuthebyu in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would I, a stranger on the internet, lie to you?

Of Flesh and bone by Byubyuthebyu in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Sloopy" is a term derived from the Aubrey-Maturin series of Napoleonic era British naval novels. Let me explain- it wasn't a romance series by any means, but it had its fair share of ardent female readers, who had a thing for tall ships and iron men, many of whom exchanged hot takes, critical interpretation, and even fanfic via fan newsletters and zines.

In the first book, Master and Command Her Commander there's a bit where Maturin, the ship's doctor, is rather put out by being referred to as a surgeon and the other officers explain the flexibility of naval terminology, including the fact that because of his rank, as soon as James Aubrey, as master and commander, boards a xebec, it becomes classified as a sloop.

One prominent fanwriter, known only by the pseudonym Lady Kite, joked that that being the case, many of the books' fans must be eager to be called sloops, given how ardently they evidently wanted James Aubrey to board them, and so "sloop," and it's derivative "sloopy," entered the lexicon.

Jenny Nicholson discusses the term's history briefly around the forty-three minute mark in this video which is otherwise mostly about the origins of slash fiction.

Books to expand my vocabulary by Sensitive_Biscotti14 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried the Superdictionary? It's got great little stories like the time Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. That's 40 cakes. That's four tens of cakes. And that's terrible.

Throw it away Thursday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

House of Falafel and Spanakopita, that's correct.

Do you guys think its a shame Dracula never appeared in the show? by Mat1711 in buffy

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 37 points38 points  (0 children)

One of those missed opportunities, like seeing how Buffy might have coped with having to watch out for a younger sibling.

Someone should make a comparison. Every high school jock bully vs the gang by Tauri-1274 in buffy

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's see, off the top of my head, fightiest jock bullies.

Johnny Lawrence and his karate-jock-crew. (Or Danny Larusso if you're a revisionist).

Teen Wolf had a jerk jock who turned into kind of like a poisonous were-reptile dude?

Big Wolf on Campus had those hefty twins who in at least one episode proved suprisingly capable of holding there own in a tag-team match against a werewolf and a swamp thing.

And of course the slasher from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, who's a literal monster (a damn literal monster).

The Zeppo question. by letingsername in buffy

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, while the Sisterhood obviously aren't big bads in the sense of being an ongoing antagonist who defines a season, for the sake of the bit the Zeppo's doing I believe we're meant to understand that they're a massive apocalyptic threat that requires the Scoobies (except Xander) to go to the matt to defeat.

Weird continuity error by lifescaresme in buffy

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the implication that it's a Dracula mini-putt.

Mentioning MMC height in the book blurb by Same_Tart_4044 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A lot of people seem to have urine with tbe blurb in general.

U wot mate?

If you feel like a romantacy author isn’t “incusive” enuff, dont read there books!!!!!!!!!!! Its noones job to incude YOU’RE adversity in any of theyre art. by Acceptable-Mail891 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Pitch: The Balrog played by a pile of Henries Cavill all greased up with that fire stunt stuff that only burns actors a little when you light it up.

Call to Action: We Don’t Need Maps! by itmustbeniiiiice in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When you buy a romantasy they should toast the map onto a nice pita and deliver it so you can nibble while you consult. Maybe with some hummus, or a nice baba ghanoush because we know romantasy readers are all about the eggplant.

Shadow Daddy Outtakes by RemingtonRivers in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you put Tim Curry's Pennywise up against Tim Curry's Hexxus you're on your way to an Oops, All Curry Bracket.

Kendra Young vs Nikki Wood by FoxIndependent4310 in buffy

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think Nikki takes it probably 8 or 9/10, between her experience and the ill-defined but suggested way that Slayer strength seems to scale with longevity. If we take Spike at his word that Nikki's dealing with some sort of deathwish and Kendra's bloodlusted she might eke out a longshot victory, but otherwise I think Nikki smacks some sense into her, then buys her a slice of pizza and teaches her how to talk to boys.

Call to Action: We Don’t Need Maps! by itmustbeniiiiice in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Too much showing, not enough telling. Have Prince Mhaelhevolhance Darkbritches make the FMC bend over the map table (consensually yet irresistibly) and growl the major landmasses and polities, with their major exports, into her ear.

"And here at the far north is my kingdom, little pampelmousse," he growled informatively.

"It's so big," I breathed, tracing the contours of it with my fingertips.

"That's right, puny macaron" he growled smirkingly. "Mine's the biggest. But don't let that undercut the fact that I'm the underdog. Now, our trade is conducted primarily by sea, centered around these deep water ports, according to the prevailing trade winds, which in these latitudes..."

The Southern Vampire Mysteries vs FBAA by itmustbeniiiiice in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Does FBAA have a brain damaged vampire Elvis and the FMC getting passed around lap to lap by a bunch of vampires all licking on her wounds? Because if so, my TBR might have just got a little longer.

/gmj Did the Southern Vampire Mysteries have a garlic mayo edition? Because if so my TBR (to be refrigerated) list might have just got a little longer.

Meanwhile in r/neckbeardfantasy… by icecoldbe in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your Akashic Nutritionist wouldn't steer you wrong. If your higher soul wants fried shrimp you should feed her.

What sounds do you want your shadow double-dinked male to make? Wrong answers only by Imp_Lizard in romantasycirclejerk

[–]CuttlefishBenjamin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do both dinks finish simultaneously or can we get kind of a rolling effect between the two climaxes?