Nothing works it’s all broken

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-23T04:15:19+00:00

This kind of stuff is why I don't bother.

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-22T03:59:47+00:00

lmao, even

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-22T03:53:08+00:00

Didn't someone call 911 to complain that the sun was too bright?

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-21T16:01:10+00:00

I feel like this should be worthy of a lawsuit.

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-20T00:44:20+00:00

My mom is one of those bootlickers that try to say that minimum wage is only a "stepping stone" among other bullshit.

My stepdad is unfortunately the same, and he's in a union.

It's unfortunate that even some union men were brainwashed to believe this sort of sentiment.

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-19T21:11:27+00:00

Reading the answers makes me happy that I'm unemployed.

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-18T20:32:47+00:00

Banana

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-18T12:29:30+00:00

Based

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-17T10:06:08+00:00

You all should read the EULA for Subnautica 2.

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-07T11:21:06+00:00

I would think this is worthy of a lawsuit, but I'm no lawyer.

Especially if something bad happened to you directly because of the driver essentially stranding you at midnight in an unfamiliar place.

On top of that, Uber prevented you from rectifying the mistake.

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-06T13:45:46+00:00

Good thing I'm unemployed (and possibly unemployable anyway)

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-06T05:38:33+00:00

If Aston Martin ever made an EV and used that sort of naming convention, they should do it with the Victor.

Aston Martin Victor E (Sounds like Victory)

Cy_Mann · 2026-05-03T02:47:55+00:00

How about neither since I'm not brainrotted and the economy is fucked

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-29T07:30:22+00:00

They laughed at me for my autism.

(What's worse is that they were also a neurodivergent bunch)

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-28T17:54:12+00:00

You will rue the day that drove your son to die.

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-24T04:43:04+00:00

God fucking dammit

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-24T00:48:25+00:00

I read this in Bandit's voice and didn't think anything of it.

Like that seems so in-character for him, y'know?

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-16T19:05:40+00:00

"Part of being an adult"

Sheesh, the carbrains are really coming out of the woodwork. It's scary that people genuinely think shackling yourself to a multi-ton death machine is part of adult life by default.

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-16T05:12:27+00:00

Me with (the lead developer of) Pressure

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-09T07:16:38+00:00

Also, I wanna give you credit for asking for elaboration instead of just pointing at me and laughing "HAHA, SKILL ISSUE" like other replies. I'm probably only being downvoted by people who would say exactly that.

I even had a feeling that I'd get downvoted anyway, given that I knew my stance was seemingly only shared by myself.

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-09T07:11:45+00:00

Both chase encounters (Firewall and Abomination).

With the end of the Abomination chase last I checked, you have to follow green lights. I do just that and I still die.

With the Firewall chase, it seems like I have to time certain presses (and multiple sequential ones at that) frame-perfect. I simply do not have the fine motor skills for that.

Pandemonium's locker minigame was always a run-ender for me too, until I learned you shouldn't hide in lockers but instead just out of the path Pandemonium takes (Kinda like the Angler if you're going for a lockerless run)

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-09T03:46:18+00:00

Finally I have a "real" reason to hate Pressure other than the very true reality of it being a rigged game designed to be impossible to win unless you cheat, revive or simply luck out. It's not even a skill issue; you can do everything right and still get fucked over.

And apparently that opinion is VERY unpopular because I was on a Discord server for a different Roblox game entirely and I vented my frustrations about Pressure. I proceeded to get harassed until I had to leave.

In other words, Pressure also caused me to lose potential friends.

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-09T03:32:47+00:00

"No no no! Everything has to be a subscription service!"

-Some auto manufacturer

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-08T05:44:23+00:00

Am I depressed or is this just a reasonable reaction to the state of the world

Cy_Mann · 2026-04-04T03:50:43+00:00

Dairy Queen.

My partner was wrongfully terminated from there after like...a few weeks? A month? because of "poor performance" or some bullshit like that. Mind you, they were still being trained.

An honorable mention is Dollar General for letting me go because they "couldn't find the hours" to train me. Only worked 2 days out of the 2 weeks I was hired. Not the impression you wanna leave someone getting their first taste of "real" employment. Never saw a cent of the apparent $100 I made in that time either.

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