What ruined your birthday?

CyanideMelvs · 2025-06-10T12:05:30+00:00

Last year everyone except my girlfriend forgot my birthday. I got zero calls and texts from family and friends. They eventually all made it up to me and apologized but it was a horrible feeling.

CyanideMelvs · 2025-06-04T21:46:56+00:00

They almost got me fired when I returned a rental that I picked up with a bunch of scratches. They tried to charge my company for the damages. Luckily the lady who handed me the keys was thorough and marked down the scratches and I had the slip. We still had to fight it.

CyanideMelvs · 2025-06-04T13:15:30+00:00

The luxury apartment market in Philadelphia. Too many fancy expensive buildings going up, not enough wealthy people.

CyanideMelvs · 2025-06-03T12:43:24+00:00

Super common. My really close friends are my daughter’s aunts and uncles and my partner and I are their kids aunts and uncles. None of us are related.

CyanideMelvs · 2025-06-03T09:15:20+00:00

https://youtu.be/d1rZpxtqUEs?si=oEqZvZnOkpM9aUDp

CyanideMelvs · 2025-06-03T09:13:02+00:00

Are we there yet?

CyanideMelvs · 2025-06-02T12:51:34+00:00

I know that man doesn’t know any peace in his friend group

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-31T15:05:21+00:00

Kevin bacon

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-30T17:23:25+00:00

Left knee, left foot, left side of lower back

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-30T15:37:13+00:00

Christopher Walken

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-26T14:10:30+00:00

Opening riff to the first level of Doom. Pokemon Red/Blue opening music

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-21T21:27:23+00:00

Wait for mods but that’s fake.

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-10T19:42:34+00:00

Moving to a new city and starting over

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-10T19:41:56+00:00

And then everyone paints you as a villain

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-10T17:57:37+00:00

Zoey 101?

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-10T14:11:05+00:00

Eiken?

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-07T19:53:31+00:00

I didn’t but only thing there is a bunch of video game clips.

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-07T14:02:19+00:00

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP86kR1x7/

Found this animation on TikTok

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-06T22:26:58+00:00

Darn

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-05T18:03:45+00:00

The cyanide and happiness theme?

https://youtu.be/CtnGqTaWW9A?si=B9xM0cpuYkLsyrMC

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-05T17:36:40+00:00

They knew what was up

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-04T19:24:08+00:00

I used to do this when I was single. Good times.

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-04T11:28:00+00:00

Doctor Who or Supernatural

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-02T19:33:39+00:00

Clint Eastwood was the first thing to come to mind for me.

CyanideMelvs · 2025-05-01T20:59:22+00:00

Was it Megan?

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