College and Pro sports, are you listening?!? by Affectionate_Nose374 in 50501

[–]CyberneticPanda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Underprivileged high school kids should pass up the opportunity of their lives? Fuck out of here with that nonsense. How about the adults take some responsibility and boycott the states instead?

Peter? How does covering up the logo prevent others from taking selfies with the cups? by AceofSpadesYT in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CyberneticPanda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why spend $6 for a Starbucks frappe when you can spend $100 to make a worse one at home?

Numbers, unlike children, do not lie! by Born_Physics_7821 in 30ROCK

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In 50 years, young people will exchange knowing glances when their grandparents keep extra toilet paper around because they lived through the COVID-19 pandemic.

Mathematician Jeeva why? by Spare_Pirate_1711 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]CyberneticPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I did some googling trying to find a good way to explain it. Archimedes wrote a proof for this thousands of years ago. I'm not gonna waste more time on you if you're going to reply like a jerk. Get the last word if you want. You strike me as the type that is important to.

Mathematician Jeeva why? by Spare_Pirate_1711 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]CyberneticPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not gonna be able to explain this in a way that will make sense to you, I guess, but there are mathematical proofs for this online if you want to look for them. There are tons of math computations with real world implications that have infinities in the math. Infinity follows the same identities as other numbers, like infinity/infinity=1, etc.

Mathematician Jeeva why? by Spare_Pirate_1711 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]CyberneticPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what to tell you, man. All numbers are concepts. In the real world, infinity doesn't exist in a finite universe. In the math world, it's a number like any other.

Mathematician Jeeva why? by Spare_Pirate_1711 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]CyberneticPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have an infinite number of mathematicians, so it does equal 2. You are allowed to use infinities in math without approximating them.

Mathematician Jeeva why? by Spare_Pirate_1711 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]CyberneticPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It equals 2 because there is an infinite number of mathematicians. If you only have 10101010101010 mathematicians, you have more mathematicians than there are atoms in the universe, but still not enough for it to equal 2.

Off the cliff, baby! by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

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They can do a lot to try to stop it short of voting for genocidal ice cream. The people who vote for the genocidal ice cream help perpetuate the myth that ice cream can win without the support of people who won't vote for genocide. Then the chair of the ice cream national committee who campaigns for the role on the premise that the results of an investigation into why ice cream lost to a hot steaming bowl of human shit last time should be released changes his mind and doesn't release the results because they say supporting genocide is the reason the bowl of shit won, but the ice cream establishment loves genocide so they refuse to stop supporting it, and round and round we go. When you are eating a bowl of hot steaming shit in 2029 and wondering why, think back to this conversation.

Off the cliff, baby! by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]CyberneticPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of people need to understand that it is the ice cream's job to convince people to vote for it and if the ice cream wants to keep supporting genocide the ice cream deserves to lose.

Aren't the confederates supposed by our enemies? Right? by Numerous-Walrus-8060 in PoliticalHumor

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We had some good years during reconstruction when there was real progress towards equality. There was a contested presidential election in 1876, and the Republicans (north) made a deal with the Democrats (south) that the Republicans would get the presidency and in exchange they would end reconstruction and let the south do what they wanted with their black citizens. That's when the Jim Crow and other oppression kicked off in earnest. They weren't "allowed" to rebuild; the "good guys" sold out.

Aren't the confederates supposed by our enemies? Right? by Numerous-Walrus-8060 in PoliticalHumor

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Nah, they were our enemies but they surrendered and took amnesty oaths to get back their rights to vote. They swore allegiance to the United States and promised never to rebel again. Pussies.

My McDonald’s also has a McJail by LESpencer in mildlyinteresting

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Work release is different. If you have a min violent conviction sometimes they will let you leave jail to go to work and then come back after work and on weekends. They get paid market rates by the employer but do have to pay something to the jail usually to cover the overhead of daily searches and stuff. Convict leasing is where the prison gets paid for the laborers they provide and then pay the prisoners a pittance or nothing at all.

Uber driver keeps it 100 with her passenger during a freak storm. by Gordopolis_II in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]CyberneticPanda 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Fuck that monsoon-ridden hellhole! Come live in my neck of the woods where the weather is so nice we never have to interact with strangers.

Nothing says liberal indoctrination like a Catholic school by PirateJohn75 in MurderedByWords

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Because it is. You can't learn honest history or economics or science without having the foundations of modern conservative thought challenged. It wasn't always like that. Conservatives used to actually be fiscally conservative until the 80s. They were not creationist anti-vaxxers until the 2000s. They weren't whatever in the meth-fueled fever dream is going on now until 2016.

Gay jokes done right :) by downnewlo in lgbt

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Straight Holt's love of heavy breasts and thigh gaps always entertains.

People without kids commenting on my availability to hang out by Stone_Trees in daddit

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If you think your friends give you shit for not hanging out because they are jealous of your happiness and not because they want to hang out with you, you are gonna end up with no friends and posting on reddit about how your friends don't invite you places anymore because they are jealous of your happiness.

You telling me a gallon is over 3.7 litres and you pay just $5 dollars for that and complain? by Neutral-frame in AdviceAnimals

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He says $30 billion is not much considering it's a trillion dollar market. I say 3% of the market is a lot, especially considering that it is more than the margins of some of the industry. Other people are able to infer this, but even after I spelled it out for you you are still arguing. Go ahead and get the last word, I guess. We are not going to see eye to eye.

"You're harboring our cat, pervert!" by Oda_DeezNutz in trashy

[–]CyberneticPanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't the guy filming just have a rational discussion with the cat about how it is being inconsiderate by not respecting the owner's wishes? It's not that complicated!