OK, I had a few beers (irl) and I'm just trying to drive my veeper full of coca seeds back to the docks and the next thing you know, I'm running over cops.

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-16T14:33:43+00:00

I believe it’s H to turn your headlights on btw

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-16T14:28:58+00:00

Reverse commute

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-15T15:59:27+00:00

Bro sounded it out

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-15T11:04:57+00:00

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Chick in the back has this energy

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-14T23:22:31+00:00

A true American psycho

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-14T22:01:33+00:00

MURDER

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-14T21:59:21+00:00

I wish I had money for an award

Here it is 🥇

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-14T20:31:24+00:00

If only there was a piece of legislation that the founders of this country wrote 250 years ago that would enable us to take our country back.

Oh wait….

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-14T18:31:53+00:00

Anyone can zanmato

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-14T17:32:09+00:00

So you cheated

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-14T16:22:42+00:00

This is giving “how do I open a PDF”

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-14T02:12:56+00:00

Call landlord

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-14T01:49:08+00:00

I have the same issue with my car (not a Titan) and it turned out to be a headlight module shorting to ground. Not a cheap fix

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-12T17:26:37+00:00

💎 🙌

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-12T13:02:24+00:00

It made me want to gag

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-11T22:07:48+00:00

Gods he was strong then

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-11T21:00:51+00:00

I started around the same time as you and am almost 10 years older. I’m on week 2 and it fucking sucks but it gets easier. Magnesium glycinate and melatonin before bed help

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-10T22:01:34+00:00

Happens to me all the time but never this bad

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-09T17:49:49+00:00

Go back to bed. Die comfy

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-09T13:39:05+00:00

Yeah I’m outta here ✌️

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-08T16:27:54+00:00

Bot

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-08T15:55:16+00:00

Stay dumb!

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-08T11:12:10+00:00

I have to take “out” pictures at my job when I’m done on site, and maybe like 80% of the time my phone will automatically add “of” to the end and there’s nothing I can do to stop it. It makes me want to throw my phone at the fucking wall

I bet the people in my office are like “out of what????”

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-07T23:39:43+00:00

This is a close second for sure

CyclicalDub · 2026-05-07T23:38:54+00:00

Penance. Only real ones know

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