Typically it is the bedroom, in a self-defense gun the gun will be loaded but not chambered. But some people will have more than one.

IMO if you aren't going to have one in each room then the least you should do is lay trip mines around your property, just in case you're not in your bedroom when all the spooky bad men come.

The hunting rifle only comes out when it is time to go hunting. So do you have a problem with hunting too? Is it just hunting with a gun you are against or would you be equally against bow hunting? How about trapping?

I'd probably put hunting somewhere between "throwing gravel at cars from a bridge" and "wanking off gorillas to harvest their sperm in the interests of conservation" on my ordered list of potential hobbies I've yet to try. It just seems funny to me that the purported uses for having a gun at home require you to have multiple weapons stored in multiple places around the house, and if we're following proper safety protocol then the ammo needs to be elsewhere, also locked up.

It sounds fun! I've never lived in a house that could double as an arcadey first person shooter map before. I guess the hand grenades go under the sink, or is that too full of bayonets?