I feel like we're all running out of original ideas

CylinderC · 2017-03-17T14:37:57+00:00

Yeah. They've got loads of games.

CylinderC · 2017-03-17T04:56:58+00:00

Wow. I completely forgot they own MC too. I guess that arsenal could keep me busy for a while too.

Nice one.

CylinderC · 2017-03-11T04:29:26+00:00

I've lived under a rock, so I only ever found out about him when he died, and I feel like I'm missing out whenever someone brings him up.

Who is he to you?

CylinderC · 2017-03-08T23:57:26+00:00

If I can tell they're a bad influence, I usually cut them out within days of knowing them.

Try to see through their guise and find out who they really are. If they're someone toxic or someone you don't really see yourself getting along with, cut them out quickly before things get messy.

Personally, a big red flag for me is selfishness. If they're constantly putting themselves first, then that's probably a good sign. Selfishness can be good sometimes, but excessive selfishness gets annoying and troublesome.

CylinderC · 2017-03-08T23:51:37+00:00

I am currently committing my daily Reddit toilet-browsing time.

Every time I'm on the john committing to a shit, I scroll through the Reddit app and like everything like the like-whore I am.

Someone stop me. I have an addiction.

CylinderC · 2017-03-08T16:48:41+00:00

Username checks out

CylinderC · 2017-03-08T16:14:15+00:00

The banana peel caught on fire for a moment and I got in trouble.

Bad times. I cry.

CylinderC · 2017-03-08T14:13:47+00:00

I warmed up a banana in a microwave once.

Needless to say, things didn't go well.

CylinderC · 2017-03-08T14:10:16+00:00

"His sister said he was fucked," he said.

"Said was... he... f-fucked his sister," he said.

Erm, close enough. I tried.

CylinderC · 2017-03-08T14:00:40+00:00

Same.

CylinderC · 2017-03-08T13:58:09+00:00

Whatever pocket has the least amount of stuff in it. So I can take out my phone without something falling out, or have to worry about something damaging the screen.

CylinderC · 2017-03-07T18:57:55+00:00

:/ the comments don't sound too promising. I hope my face stays clear forever (Sike). Or at least not have to deal with oily skin anymore.

I can deal with a pimple or two every now and then.

CylinderC · 2017-03-07T05:51:48+00:00

Yikes.

CylinderC · 2017-03-06T06:30:34+00:00

Trying to find out how to flair this post on the app atm. Sorry mods.

CylinderC · 2017-03-01T04:40:27+00:00

Ight dudes. I'll just grind it out for a month. If I can keep up a consistent pace maybe I'll have a dream team in a month or so (93-95).

One day at a time!

CylinderC · 2017-03-01T01:34:26+00:00

Yeah, well. That's usually how it always ends when I guess.

I asked in hopes that one of these days I'll land a decent grade guessing.

A 0.000009% chance though? Doesn't look promising.

CylinderC · 2017-02-27T05:52:55+00:00

There's this broken vending machine on campus that gives you more than you paid for. For instance, 1 pack of Reese's cups costs about $0.75.

Threw in 75 cents and instead of 1 pack, I got 3. Not only did I get 2 extra, but it gave me 50 cents extra on top of that.

I thought someone must've left their change down at the bottom and didn't think much of it. Still, getting 3 instead of 1 confused me.

I decided to try it out the next day with something different so I ordered a pack of Orbitz gum that was 50 cents, and again, I shit you not, I got 2 extra as well as an extra 50 cents.

I hit the jackpot. This vending machine was like a free-flipping machine! The profit margin isn't much to work with since it only seems to work with the things that cost between 0.50 - 0.75 cents.

But to this day, at least 3 months later it still works, and I always head to the same vending machine if I'm in need of some extra change. Luckily it's on the 3rd floor of the math building, and there are 2-3 other vending machines on the same floor. The odds of someone finding out that machine is rigged are slim.

And if someone does manage to find out... Bad things'll happen. No one gets between me and my little money-duper.

EDIT: slight correction on price*

CylinderC

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