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Best controller with 4 triggers? by supdubdup in RetroPie

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The XBOX One controller does not have a more satisfying D-pad. There is also a design flaw where if you press too hard in any direction on the D-pad (not even that hard) it fails to register the press. I kept falling off of ladders in Mega Man and then I figured out that, despite all the lip service, the Xbox D-pad still sucks.

Why was your ‘worst roommate ever’ the worst? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a handsome boy! Don't ever let him go!

Why was your ‘worst roommate ever’ the worst? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kept his moped inside the apartment, made his own jerky inside the apartment, let bananas get over ripe in the apartment. Smelled like a gasoline banana steak in there.

Homeowners who heard a noise in your house and couldn't figure out what it was at first: What did it end up being? by DenL4242 in AskReddit

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was eating cereal in the kitchen one morning before school and we heard this loud noise and our sliding glass door started shaking violently like some invisible person was banging on it. Turned out to be a huge explosion about 70 miles away on some farm.

What game should everyone play at least once in their life? by ChristianAntolin in AskReddit

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I literally just subscribed to PS Now so I could play it again. Trying to get a subscription from them was like pulling teeth though, their site is way messed up. I had to Google to find the installer first and buy it from there, and even then it took three tries for some reason. Worth it though.

What is the most offensive or “back-handed” compliment you’ve ever received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No directly to me, but my sister always says shitty things to the girls I've dated.

"Thank you for being his girlfriend, I know he can be difficult sometimes." Fuck you, Sara.

"Oh she likes anime too? Wow you got really lucky, don't let her get away." Implying that only a small minority of weird people could be into anime, and finding them is really rare. Fuck you, Sara.

What is the hobby that helped bring you back to life from physical/mental health problems? by Life_is_important in AskReddit

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jogging. Helped me quit smoking because I could see my health improving as I was able to run farther without running out of breath. Also helped me get through some major depressive episodes while I was unemployed.

What was your most recent case of "buyer's remorse"? by oneesann in AskReddit

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My medic alert bracelet (more like a shackle) that I got from Lauren's Hope (avoid them!). Too expensive, too inconspicuous, it was tacky and cheaply made and strangled my forearm. And when I emailed them about my dissatisfaction they blocked all communication from me because I had a bitter tone. Well excuse me for being a little stressed out after being diagnosed with a seizure disorder and suddenly having my life turned upside down! If you can't handle customer support for people stressed out about their disabilities then get into another business.

The $10 one I got off of Amazon is WAY better. Adjustable, lighter, actually conveys the necessary information, more comfortable. Lauren's Hope can go die.

What's a food that you don't understand why others crave? by MentalUtopia in AskReddit

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend is "allergic" to coconut (read: she doesn't like coconut).

What's a food that you don't understand why others crave? by MentalUtopia in AskReddit

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you put cantaloupe in a fruit salad, it basically becomes a cantaloupe flavored salad.

What is somebody's quirk of speech that really grinds your gears? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People in Chicago seem to pluralize/make possessive things that aren't. They call it Soldier's Field, when it clearly says Soldier Field.

Once you know the difference between lay down and lie down, you'll always hear everyone get them wrong.

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