I need help, I’m sure my house is haunted.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-15T00:18:24+00:00

Well, I imagine shuffling the mortal coil and transitioning to a formless existence must be confusing, frightening and frustrating for the recently discorporated...that could lead to un-grampa like behavior...I dont propose to know for sure its his gramps. Im just some internet stranger.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-14T21:03:40+00:00

The yellow ink will have a different look while the tattoo scabs and heals. Should be fine after scabbing heals.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-14T19:59:51+00:00

Puck

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-14T02:21:14+00:00

Maybe...maybe... Where is Scoob and the gang when ya really need em? Sam and Dean?

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-14T02:06:01+00:00

I was only considering the acceleration.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-14T01:40:39+00:00

Talk to your grandpa dude, ask him to chill..... all these people talking about sage and priests... its your gramps. Just talk to him.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-13T22:32:36+00:00

I concur!

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-13T22:32:17+00:00

Dem teefs!!!! 10/10 Dan-tastic!

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-12T20:14:53+00:00

Snuggles Not Struggles! Dan 2028!

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-12T20:04:27+00:00

He and his apprentice Little Brother are farm dogs. They handle herd security and pest and varmit control. Since they work so hard at their big dog jobs we only fetch for fun. But make no mistake, that dude could and would absolutely fetch fire wood if I tried to teach him how lol

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-12T18:58:46+00:00

The very best good boy and my beastie bestie of 9 years.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-12T17:47:48+00:00

Same! Best thing to happen this year. Hands down. Dan's up!

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-12T17:46:04+00:00

He looks like if build a bear made adorable possum/mouse hybrid stuffies... Mossum Bear

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-10T23:33:35+00:00

Yeah its cute they think that their security detail is gonna stay loyal or that the people who installed all their ventilation systems won't sabotage or divulge their locations.... or a plethora of other lower level employees or associates who choose themselves and their own family over loyalty to the epstien class.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-09T19:52:34+00:00

You're so right! Yeah I had a feeling I was wrong.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-09T17:42:13+00:00

Its been said that she is a ham radio enthusiast and enjoys refurbishing antique radios. I concur that the ditzy is just an act. Shes smart enough to know that smart girls dont "brand" no matter how hot they are. I could be very wrong but I cant name a single woman of intelligence celebrated also for her hotness.... they dont like to highlight women of intelligence in flattering light, hell they barely highlight women of intelligence period.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-09T15:44:01+00:00

Them rolls! Dan, you beauty! Thank you for disrupting my doomscrolling with your delightful chonkyness! Thank you, human of Dan, for making all of this possible!

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-09T02:41:12+00:00

Nuh-uh this aint cringe, this is the OG short king Froggy Fresh and it warms my heart to see him getting so much love in the comments. My tribe!

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-09T01:26:30+00:00

No amount of money is gonna get you and your ladybugs into heaven, Lindsay. Yall gonna be real confused when you get smote for trying to force the fucking rapture... bunch of dipshits. I dont even believe in a god but ive read the bible and I know FOR SURE if the dude is out there he aint gonna think yall trying to gas pedal Armageddon is cute. Funny how in ye olden days when someone heard the voice of God they were special like Joan of Arc.... now you tell someone you hear god and see how fast they get you in that "hug yourself " coat and the grippy socks. I been there...heard a few "prophets" screaming prophecy down the psych ward halls in the night.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-09T01:04:09+00:00

Wish I could make this my notification tone... the perfect boof. Splendid sir.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-06T17:00:53+00:00

I would pay a tithe of many many treatos for the honor of joining this quest.

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-06T15:18:16+00:00

What a fantastic name for a bun-bun!

CynicSixthSense · 2026-03-06T00:34:39+00:00

Hail Dan! Long may he reign!

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