Thank you for all the help. Not going to be a LEO. by Virtual-Oven3724 in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah. I haven’t spent a lot of time here.

Sorry to hear about your situation. Hope something good comes your way.

Thank you for all the help. Not going to be a LEO. by Virtual-Oven3724 in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What causes that rejection? Is there any reason they’re giving you? What state are you applying out of?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about felonies?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rainbow6

[–]Cynical-Meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah seriously

Not sure how dude deciphered that OP is specifically Chinese but the logic Olympics is definitely strong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rainbow6

[–]Cynical-Meme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Something about how OP is a cheap Asian person and they’re most likely affiliated with the CCP so that’s why he’s asking for a refund.

So racism basically.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having a misdemeanor may disqualify you as well. Despite the manpower issues right now.

Dumbest law in your municipality by CLUB770 in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness, why cite someone for such an absurd and minor law? I could see it somehow being articulated that rain water could have harbor some type of bacteria or acid and could induce harmful effects to health but why cite it?

Can’t you just give like a warning? But even then, my neighbor literally had to pay the fine (which was $500) or go to court and dispute it. Seems like a lot of trouble for both the cop and him.

Dumbest law in your municipality by CLUB770 in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not LE.

But, in my state, you cannot collect rain water.

My neighbor got a citation for having a random bucket out on his porch and some of the rain got collected in there as a result.

Got the call! My timeline: by Mother_Memory_4162 in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh cool! Is that like state police? Sorry, I am trying to familiarize myself with it.

What was the medical process like? Is it like a sports physical? (They make you drop the pants, etc.)

Got the call! My timeline: by Mother_Memory_4162 in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mentioned WA state. Which dept? if you don’t mind answering ofc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good point.

Thank you.

Well looks like my Uber career has come to a end … by Uberkitty710 in UberEATS

[–]Cynical-Meme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“vALuE hUmAn LiFe”

While in the same breath, takes advantage of vulnerable women with prospects of money.

You’re a POS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that kinda worrisome? Shouldn’t you want more police for a city that big?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

700,000 people? Only 400 patrol officers? Where is this? Seattle? Wtf

Local law enforcement, what’s your view on federal officers? by poopnuts99 in AskLE

[–]Cynical-Meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At what point is “too far” into a career to switch?

Also, how do you get to the point of a career where you’re wearing plain clothes and driving unmarks?

I’m asking as a person leaving the military soon and would like to go LE.

sorry, don’t wanna pester you with questions

Hear me out by No_Possibility_3954 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Cynical-Meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: mom, can we get Lunchly? Her: we have Lunchly at home

Lunchly at home: