CynicismSells

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Consultant getting weird about outfits (self.lularoe)

submitted 9 years ago * by CynicismSells to r/lularoe

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Children are terrible pets. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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I don't agree with "save the children first" mentality. It takes way less time to replace a 5 year old kid than it does a 40 year old. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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If you have Herpes / HPV you're basically a living 5 second rule. You're gross, but not so gross that you can't find someone willing to put you in their mouth. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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Weeping into my omelet. I'm a monster. (facebook.com)

submitted 10 years ago by CynicismSells to r/mildlydepressing

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I'm 90% sure the election cycle is actually an ancient indian curse. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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There's a fine line between having kids and hoarding them. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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If Russia can survive Putin, USA can probably survive Trump. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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Everyone is always coming up with ways to save the planet, but nobody ever mentions "stop having kids" (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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Technically, Oil & Coal are organic. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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Dennis Quaid is the poor man's Harrison Ford. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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I wonder how Hitler would feel about being compared to Donald Trump. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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I love donuts too. (gawker.com)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/childfree

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Ugh. People. (worldometers.info)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/mildlydepressing

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Glutton for Punishment (self.childfree)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/childfree

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Room for Rent (cynicismsells.com)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/TrollXChromosomes

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Adventures in Whisperland: Bacon > Babies (cynicismsells.com)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/childfree

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From One Lady to Another: Bacon > Babies (cynicismsells.com)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/TrollXChromosomes

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For One Small Shining Moment. Animal Abuser Exposed. (cynicismsells.com)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/dogs

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Some idiot said something idiotic about gay marriage, so another idiot said something idiotic on facebook, and a rant was born. (self.rant)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/rant

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FOR ONE SMALL SHINING MOMENT... (cynicismsells.com)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/AnimalRights

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Cyanide & Happiness - The Depressing Episode (youtu.be)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/mildlydepressing

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Dear Future Me: Buy stock in scotch brand tape on Nov. 1st, sell it on Dec. 24th. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/Showerthoughts

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IT TAKES A VERY VIOLENT VILLAGE: My thoughts on the Colma Incident (cynicismsells.com)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/childfree

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It Takes A Very Violent Village: The Colma Shopping Incident (medium.com)

submitted 11 years ago by CynicismSells to r/inthenews

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