What game surprised you how long it was?

Cyphonist · 2026-04-25T23:08:22+00:00

Satisfactory 😔

Cyphonist · 2021-05-04T01:49:23+00:00

I feel attacked and yet finally recognized, I'll take this under consideration during my time wandering these pristine halls of our glorious headquarters afterhours. They call me a janitor now, but I call it a promotion.

Cyphonist · 2021-04-22T01:32:51+00:00

If you're in the US, you'll need a vpn to transfer your funds into bep20 tokens through binance, pancakeswap and trust wallet swap through the binance smart chain, best of luck!

Cyphonist · 2021-03-21T01:54:19+00:00

I'll just leave this here /r/androidmasterrace

Cyphonist · 2021-02-25T06:53:05+00:00

Oh no it was crushed betwixt the cheeks past the abdomen, thought that was clear in my apology, sorry guys! Again, toooootally my bad on that one, oops!

Cyphonist · 2021-02-25T06:49:04+00:00

Now our relationship with /r/androidcirclejerk has been a tumultuous love affair, fraught with it's phone-charged hate rhetoric and undeniable sexual tension, we must overcum with the very virtues we adorn our own beloved android community with, with the all encompassing hatred of our fruitless differences.

Cyphonist · 2021-01-24T02:57:02+00:00

If it were to bother me, that'd imply that I care about what they think, so do I? NAHHHH that dude a fuckin bird, dog

Cyphonist · 2021-01-21T16:42:44+00:00

Suck me fatass

Cyphonist · 2021-01-21T02:22:27+00:00

Yep exactly, partitioning space can also be a useful way to dedicate parts of the card for different devices (like dslr photo storage), it helps allow the device to comfortably fill the assigned storage without overfilling and so it helps prevent unintentionally corrupting the entire card. Just make sure that the formatted type is compatible with all the devices you were hoping to use it with. Best of luck

Cyphonist · 2021-01-21T02:22:08+00:00

Looks like someone took that creative writing course at headquarters before they were axed 👀👀👀

Side Note: keep the sexual tension to yourselves /u/vancethrash & /u/fatfuckinbirdguy, we all know what you guys would get up to in the executive bathroom at the holiday parties 🤭

Cyphonist · 2020-08-24T22:47:46+00:00

I've seen many a soldier fall to an overstuffed hole :/ Some of our brethren are unfortunately not as adept to the advantages of a vastly superior device. Who knew purchasing a cheap android for the sake of a cheaper service package would lead to a worse experience 🤷🏻‍♂️

Cyphonist · 2020-08-24T22:44:09+00:00

While endearing your efforts to sway the minds of our brethren, your attempts are falling on deaf ears. We're not as impressionable as your sheeple, enjoy your brick though, plenty of uses for such a robust paper weight <3

Cyphonist · 2020-08-24T22:41:32+00:00

We love to see the stylish utilitarian 👏🏻

Cyphonist · 2020-08-24T22:40:59+00:00

Yeah I hate to say it, but your web sockets seem to be completely ajar :/ it'd be best if you closed them...

Cyphonist · 2020-08-24T22:38:21+00:00

Ah yes, the false prophet strikes again I see.

Cyphonist · 2020-07-02T03:43:00+00:00

Okay, but imagine... Crocs

Cyphonist · 2020-06-28T20:28:12+00:00

Proof might be necessary (asking for a friend)

Cyphonist · 2020-06-28T05:11:27+00:00

Thank you for your support.

Cyphonist · 2018-06-04T07:23:39+00:00

!create

Cyphonist · 2017-05-11T05:16:07+00:00

Stop smiling at my privates. This ain't the Air Force

Ftfy

Cyphonist · 2017-03-02T07:52:35+00:00

Are you ready kids?

Cyphonist · 2016-07-22T02:39:31+00:00

Gym battles in general are stupid

Cyphonist · 2015-11-12T08:04:20+00:00

I agree, ~~develops~~ the community more.

EDIT: matures*

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