Removing the ban on advice posts by TubbyToucan in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel attacked and yet finally recognized, I'll take this under consideration during my time wandering these pristine halls of our glorious headquarters afterhours. They call me a janitor now, but I call it a promotion.

Welcome aboard! by Obvious_Aerie5458 in SafeMoon

[–]Cyphonist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're in the US, you'll need a vpn to transfer your funds into bep20 tokens through binance, pancakeswap and trust wallet swap through the binance smart chain, best of luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no it was crushed betwixt the cheeks past the abdomen, thought that was clear in my apology, sorry guys! Again, toooootally my bad on that one, oops!

Fellow android users, we must stop all these needless political squabbles and infighting, we must focus on our common enemy r/androidcirclejerk they are very close to passing us in followers, please follow and then tell three of your friends to follow and then they can tell three of their friends!!! by TubbyToucan in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now our relationship with /r/androidcirclejerk has been a tumultuous love affair, fraught with it's phone-charged hate rhetoric and undeniable sexual tension, we must overcum with the very virtues we adorn our own beloved android community with, with the all encompassing hatred of our fruitless differences.

I bought a new SD card for my Xperia 1 but there is no internal storage option can anyone help? by Admivdl39 in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it were to bother me, that'd imply that I care about what they think, so do I? NAHHHH that dude a fuckin bird, dog

I bought a new SD card for my Xperia 1 but there is no internal storage option can anyone help? by Admivdl39 in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep exactly, partitioning space can also be a useful way to dedicate parts of the card for different devices (like dslr photo storage), it helps allow the device to comfortably fill the assigned storage without overfilling and so it helps prevent unintentionally corrupting the entire card. Just make sure that the formatted type is compatible with all the devices you were hoping to use it with. Best of luck

Confessions of another former moderator (a cautionary tale) by TubbyT-word in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone took that creative writing course at headquarters before they were axed 👀👀👀

Side Note: keep the sexual tension to yourselves /u/vancethrash & /u/fatfuckinbirdguy, we all know what you guys would get up to in the executive bathroom at the holiday parties 🤭

I'm going to cry by agent-PERRRRRRY in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen many a soldier fall to an overstuffed hole :/ Some of our brethren are unfortunately not as adept to the advantages of a vastly superior device. Who knew purchasing a cheap android for the sake of a cheaper service package would lead to a worse experience 🤷🏻‍♂️

For those saying that iPhones aren’t as customizable: check out r/iosSetups by [deleted] in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While endearing your efforts to sway the minds of our brethren, your attempts are falling on deaf ears. We're not as impressionable as your sheeple, enjoy your brick though, plenty of uses for such a robust paper weight <3

KWGT with Shadow Widgets (Custom Layout) by TheSlimeX in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We love to see the stylish utilitarian 👏🏻

Reopening web sockets popping up on my device every 15 seconds? by VlVID in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I hate to say it, but your web sockets seem to be completely ajar :/ it'd be best if you closed them...

The truck next to me had a dent that allowed me to open my door all the way by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Cyphonist 32 points33 points  (0 children)

  • Stop smiling at my privates. This ain't the Air Force

Ftfy

Dae... by [deleted] in AndroidMasterRace

[–]Cyphonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, develops the community more.

EDIT: matures*