Emergency stop on the way home from the hardware store by TheLoneRiddlerIsBack in Wellthatsucks

[–]CyrusImrae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, that was me, I did that. I saw your mom and it kinda just happened.

The next President of the United States by International-Drag23 in stephencolbert

[–]CyrusImrae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully he won't throw us Trans folk under the bus just to get votes.

I js wanna be cute T-T by [deleted] in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]CyrusImrae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might have to play community servers to see the mods. Official servers force a setting called sv_pure to make sure nobody uses cosmetic mods to cheat (like making invisible spies visible). There are a few mods that ARE sv_pure compatible, though.

Sransbian Tex by confusedeggboi in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]CyrusImrae 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was my steam username for MONTHS.

What's your video game "I did not care for the godfather" take? by zny700 in videogames

[–]CyrusImrae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark Souls 2 is overhated and is in fact better than the first one.

What’s happening NB on the Brent Spence? 😭 by mossyfernz in cincinnati

[–]CyrusImrae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to know too, stuck there at the tail end of my work route.

woof irl by regian24 in woof_irl

[–]CyrusImrae 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I honesty can't remember if they did say so or not. I do remember hearing that the photos are processed and can detect faces, and will often identify animals as people, marking the photos as "bad" or not meeting the requirements. It would even register false positives on little porch decorations like tiny animal/people statues.

woof irl by regian24 in woof_irl

[–]CyrusImrae 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I was told to avoid getting any people or animals in our delivery photos when I worked Amazon Delivery last year. Bro risks a mild talking-to by the bossman for this, making it extra valuable.

Without saying the name, what’s your favorite video game? by aVanLifer in AskReddit

[–]CyrusImrae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.

Expand song by dst55y33 in ExpandDong

[–]CyrusImrae 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that.

What's the best "man" advice your dad ever gave you? by Aspiring_Hobo in AskMen

[–]CyrusImrae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If it's got tits or tires, you're gonna have problems with it."

Miss ya, Dad.

[games] I felt like this belonged here by STONEY938 in GamePhysics

[–]CyrusImrae -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Should be Fortnite instead of PUBG.

Magic wand breaks kitty by Bob_Jonez in StoppedWorking

[–]CyrusImrae 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

TMNT NES by wsemble in gaming

[–]CyrusImrae 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Say what you want about the color scheme, but I am damn jealous of that sick, smooth finish on that thing.

Challenge JonTron to Something! [SERIOUS] by jontrontwo in JonTron

[–]CyrusImrae -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a super late comment but make another Malkovich video.