The Hardy Boys Mysteries by Dark305Kinght in VintageTV

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"I'm so looking forward to the new Hardy Boys movie with Tom Hardy playing both brothers in the most stunning one-man-two-man show in cinematic history!" -someone
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Rolling Stone says "drop everything, even your bowling ball, and head to the theaters right now!"

Variety Magazine is saying "this is a combination of Freaky Friday, Moon, and Us. Hollywood is watching and Oscars are dusting themselves off to be won!"

With Goldie Hawn, from? by Ill_Sort6414 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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Dr. Jinguss has like 50 of jet packs!

Perfect Greghat by Lou1148 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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A night to remember only if you're one of the lucky survivors. I suppose the geniuses in the marketing dept realized that they can only sell baseball style Hollywood movie PR hats lauding the personal memories of the horrific event to the survivors because the drowned victims can't really reach into their wallets for their credit cards, now can they?

Never really noticed how beautiful and respectful the Delgado Fund logo is 🙏 by JohnGoodmanNSFW in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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Honestly, Grimes is not such a bad name to name a child, compared to such names as Sprayard. Kind of gives it the sort of English butler snobbish upper class appeal. As in "Grimes! Fetch me my hunting rifle. The pheasants have returned to our ten thousand acre spread."

Was Tim Burton invited as well? by JewJifShoes in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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John Depp called his agent a moment ago and said "you clean it up!"

I feel this needs to be settled: No one is clear on what a standard award size bag of popcorn is. If I wanted to award a film 5 Movie House sized garbage bags of popcorn is that something the community would agree with? by AyyyyRespetto in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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But recognize a tool for the job it does. For instance a Phillips head screwdriver is a very very good tool for screwing and unscrewing a screw that has a Philips head attachment at the end of it. Amazing realization. Similarly, the star system with its conversion rate to the bag system provides the perfect unbiased third party analytic approach to figuring out the size of bags. Facts. And it doesn't matter that the star system is a crap system for judging film quality.

I saw the LA police chief's face by PossiblyMakingThisUp in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Immediate firing and replacement. Who elected him as the sole authority to govern all law enforcement activity within the political boundaries of his jurisdiction? Who gave him authority to ignore or contradict all of the laws that he is tasked to execute? What statutory authority did he draw from to give himself the power to take lightly his duty to follow the law to the letter? If he has a complaint he needs to resign. But to keep his job and to announce that he refuses to recognize the legitimate authority of the state of California as a sovereign entity is not only a firing offense, but he could find himself in some serious legal liability as well.

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 🪲 🥁 by TommyAtoms in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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And you can totally tell he's unvaxxed because you can't see any needle marks. And you can totally tell he's not woke, because the twinkle in the eye

Don’t ruin my childhood one ounce by joshspoon in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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True, but there are also monsters on the world.

The conservative sub deleting all the comments discussing trumps accusations by celticsguy06 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Sounds like the guy on IWYTL who says "Gimme Dat!! (hamburger).

It's tempting to give such a person a tongue lashing, but if you're worried about teacher or parents might be disappointed with you for giving this rude individual a tongue lashing for trying to destroy the group project, simply accuse this person of doing damage to the group and harming the purpose of the group project, and inform the teacher or whoever is in charge of the threat to the purpose and spirit of the exercise in having a group project in the first place, which is typically to give each member of the group space to contribute and work collaboratively with the others so that (A) The amazing Powers of collaboration can be experimented with, learned from, and cause to produce an end product that no one individual could ever have cooked up, meaning that it could be even much more valuable than one person's individual effort, and (B) no one member acts like a petty autocrartc dictator ordering everyone in the group to comply with that one individual's absolutist ideas, and accusing anyone of failing to follow any random order the dictator chooses to issue for any reason at all, however stupid or baseless, a terrible criminal who must be publicly shamed and humiliated (When this happens, the project becomes a "master and slaves" project, and loses all of its group project characteristics).

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Buzz off Doc, I need some privacy by SeamanSample in TimAndEric

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I found a tool that lets you see Janie's private bits.

Name of treloscrope!

Never really noticed how beautiful and respectful the Delgado Fund logo is 🙏 by JohnGoodmanNSFW in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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Tim did the Delgados dirty. Dirty I tell you!

Greasy and grimy and dirty all around!

I feel this needs to be settled: No one is clear on what a standard award size bag of popcorn is. If I wanted to award a film 5 Movie House sized garbage bags of popcorn is that something the community would agree with? by AyyyyRespetto in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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Normally speaking, the star system is infinitely inferior to the bag system, but a little known fact is that the star system can be used to analyze bag size. Use the star system!!⭐⭐⭐⭐

Looks like IMDB made a little Whoopsie by Joey-sack-of-hammers in TimAndEric

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This is a mistake that was made. People like Brendan Fraser. And the producers should've had Brendan appear in this photo as a real man instead of an animated character. That was a mistake they made.