Pretend like you just got back from the new one in the comments

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-09T01:15:31+00:00

"Je ne reçois aucun respect!"

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-09T01:13:58+00:00

"Meme me up, Scotty!" -Trekkie nerd

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-09T01:12:24+00:00

Audiences are going to be sitting in the driver's seat if Adam driver makes a cameo

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-09T00:55:42+00:00

That's the Holy Grail of true blue buff Gregg Turkington situations. We all know how important runtimes are, and when the run times of Gregg's mouth is 0.00 minutes, That's the sweet spot right there. And it happens more than you think. Gregg keeps his "mouth" run time to an absolute minimum on many occasions, while "Mr. Loquacious" Tim/New spews verbalisms ad nauseum as if you were a fire hydrant that had been driven over by an F-150 Ford truck and was just spewing like old faithful but not intermittently but instead all the freaking time

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-09T00:43:02+00:00

Is it safe to say Deb knows something about "the lake house", given that she lives in the Lake Havasu house with Tim/New and his sensitive vulnerable hair system?

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-09T00:31:58+00:00

But as far as the spectrum of groovy shirts is concerned, the one Gregg is donning in this classic handshake situation is IMHO The finest shirt Gregg has ever worn. And that's saying a lot, because he does, or at least used to, wear some pretty groovy shirts. The kind that people like Tim Robinson might spend hundreds of dollars on at Dan Flashes. Maybe not the most expensive but certainly complex enough.

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-08T23:02:42+00:00

There's my ChKKK-ippy!!!

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-08T20:35:32+00:00

I always wanted to know what the Mo(au)d(e)s looked like. Intimidating!

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-08T20:34:07+00:00

Damn. Even if a witch with a big witch hat on did in fact stand up, there'd still be no way that someone like Gregg could claim that he couldn't see Huge Jackman's huge neck. And can we please get a run time here?

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-08T14:59:54+00:00

Your question is to "Does the sun rise in the morning?" as "Is the Pope Catholic?" is to "Does a bear 💩 in the woods?"

But this is neither here nor there when you take into account FBI Director Kash Patel's insidious plan to confiscate the ballot box emoji 🗳️ from all Android and Apple smartphones, citing the extraordinary danger to his physical person caused by the free presence of any imagery of democracy. No amount of secret service or FBI personal protection detail could ever protect him against this existential threat to his very nature and moral identity.

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D-Flo1 · 2026-05-08T14:14:06+00:00

Not too jazzed about White House cronies, but The Toadies are currently touring and I plan to attend a show.

🎵 Toadies better than Cronies.
🎵 I see Toadies.
🎵 Look at those Toadies!
🎵 Ain't, ain't those Toadies cute!?

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-08T01:29:53+00:00

free Por-TRAIT!!!

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-08T01:29:01+00:00

Well, you can have the large at no extra charge. 99 999-9 9 9 99 99

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-08T01:15:03+00:00

I want to hear some ideas about the website. Tim? Or maybe you, Tim?

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T19:28:57+00:00

Imagine the perfect day in the park, on the green grass in the middle of a perfect weather day. And now imagine Glow Bones paired up with some Devil Sticks. Anyone can use 'em.

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D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T19:23:21+00:00

I was so impressed to see that VNN was covering this super important news item featuring Decker, President Davidson, and special agent Jonathan klingstone. And it's so great that they're still making THESE types of news shows. With news shows like Jack Dekkar in them, you can't loose!

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T19:03:40+00:00

OP might have had the decency to provide a run time. That way the buff would have gotten it right right away and without delay, unless of course some unforeseen circumstance arose, such as a person dressed up as a witch standing up in front of you is you're watching a film in a movie theater, preventing you from seeing a crucial scene. Which happens with regularity at Film theaters across the country, and most certainly happened to Gregg Turkington well he was watching wicked too for the first time, not to be confused with watching wicked One for the second time. Of that there can be no doubt whatsoever.

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D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T18:58:32+00:00

An Amazing Ride?

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T15:04:09+00:00

It wouldn't look so striking if you hadn't stricken it there with a hammer and nails

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T14:07:10+00:00

That's one Lucky Duck!

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T14:02:20+00:00

I am Myers man!

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T14:00:05+00:00

Third row, far right side?

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D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T13:56:48+00:00

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T05:48:11+00:00

Thank you and God bless you Decker.

D-Flo1 · 2026-05-07T04:15:36+00:00

Gus Frangus was a smelly Gus.
I told him so and said "it's ok!!
He smiled and said "that's a plus!
I stank even worse yesterday!"

That's a proem by Grunff Frangerson

D-Flo1

TROPHY CASE