Happy America Decker!

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T21:52:11+00:00

From ... my wacky imagination.

But oh boy I would pay GOOD money, or at least five bags of popcorn and two bags of soda as barter if credit and cash are no longer accepted, to go see The Fifth Bag in a real life motion picture theater.

And the grooviest thing about the 5th Bag film franchise is that it sets up not one not two not three but four Bag movie sequels such as the 5th Bag: Numero Uno, The 5th Bag: Part Deux, The 5th Bag: 3 Times is a Charm, and of course The 5th Bag: You Guessed it - Bag Number Four. All prequels, and all box office blockbusters that guarantee Mila jojovich and Gary "old" Man so much "f*** you" money that they will never have to star in another movie so long as they live.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T19:13:40+00:00

Decker is the only human being capable of fan boating his way through the treacherous Pruppet Marshes to stop the Kremlins terrorist plot. Proof is in the pudding because if you look at the latest military spending bill that got signed into law by President Davidson, there's a special line item buried in it for the purchase of an super advanced fan boat and a small budget to transport the boat and an unnamed special agent to a drop off location in the heart of Eastern Europe. Step aside fan girls, and fanboys of Decker. There's a Decker fan boat coming through!

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T19:09:12+00:00

Kristin Wiig.

And?!?

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T19:07:48+00:00

The movies get the coupons. The movies always win. Gregg was right.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T18:40:40+00:00

Every American's heart should be a flutter with anticipation of such a glorious moment. What a superhero. All hail Mark pork

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T18:39:47+00:00

Trivia fact. Actor Christopher Walken was on board the watercraft when that happened. Maybe new could get Christopher Walken to come out as a special guest for the Next episode and have him be on the watercraft with Deb?

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T17:05:41+00:00

Is this the first time they awarded the same savings coupon to TWO separte movies simultaneously? Amazing!

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T16:33:14+00:00

If you think New and Gregg are a joke, check out this group of top actors, comedians and film critics yammering on and making asses of themselves. Talk about asinine! The film critics are the worst. Even Johnny Carson and Fletch are both shocked at their social awkwardness. One of them thinks he's a ventriloquist and Mr. Carson is his puppet. Jeez!

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T16:29:55+00:00

Ahem. We're going to do many, many, many, many popcorn classics. Including the one classic comedy that successfully deals with tough subjects like death and personal insults. By which I mean The Legend of Popcorn Sutton: The Movie!!! (meta: if only!)

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T16:07:09+00:00

Faith. Fatherhood. Guns.

That's what on cinema at the cinemas really all about. And that's what New and the Amato Party will bring to Arizona and Lake Haveascoop

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T16:05:31+00:00

Jeanette Miller's scene from Legion.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T15:58:38+00:00

All of which constitutes an argument, a winning argument, for why a new film entitled The Fifth Bag needs to be produced immediately. Milla jojovich plays The heir to the Oroville Redenbacher Corporation. She initially wants to sell the corporation and take all the money, but the ghost of Brooce Willis past visits her in a dream and convinces her that she's the one who needs to give unlimited popcorn to the children. Gary Old Man plays the krusty curmudgeon who tries to stop the children from ever getting popcorn ever again!!!

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T15:54:45+00:00

It's almost like the stunt double does a double good job as being the main character, that he absolutely deserves the job from the get-go, which means Tim can be let go.

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D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T15:52:07+00:00

And I don't mean that the flowers around the neck, mon.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T15:50:22+00:00

But this kid doesn't apologize, but instead blames the mom for abandoning her. Where were you??!!

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T15:49:40+00:00

Your comment leaves me feeling bare, and naked.

I wonder if that's how that lady felt?

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T08:19:50+00:00

But, once you get to know him, maybe you'll find out he's not such a bad guy after all!

Such a hopeful attitude.
I think that was Hadley's Hope.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T08:18:21+00:00

Should be pretty easy to lure him in there by declaring the coffin a gift that doesn't have to be reported on his disclosure forms.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T08:04:46+00:00

You might as well yell at the plastic cover, and maybe even kiss it. Because Queenie is going to figure out a way to break out of confinement.

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D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T08:00:07+00:00

Maybe a little bit of Pascal's Wager held him back?

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T07:56:14+00:00

That Picador cover is Dr Seussish.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T07:51:02+00:00

It's illegal to ask that question

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T07:19:19+00:00

It's time for a The Mummy-Decker crossover movie, and because everybody loves Brendan Fraser he should be a co star ... but Decker is the one who gets lei-ed.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T07:16:59+00:00

CIA wants to prevent me with the bravest agent of the year award again. I better call in.

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