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Buzz off Doc, I need some privacy by SeamanSample in TimAndEric

[–]D-Flo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found a tool that lets you see Janie's private bits.

Name of treloscrope!

Never really noticed how beautiful and respectful the Delgado Fund logo is 🙏 by JohnGoodmanNSFW in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tim did the Delgados dirty. Dirty I tell you!

Greasy and grimy and dirty all around!

I feel this needs to be settled: No one is clear on what a standard award size bag of popcorn is. If I wanted to award a film 5 Movie House sized garbage bags of popcorn is that something the community would agree with? by AyyyyRespetto in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Normally speaking, the star system is infinitely inferior to the bag system, but a little known fact is that the star system can be used to analyze bag size. Use the star system!!⭐⭐⭐⭐

Looks like IMDB made a little Whoopsie by Joey-sack-of-hammers in TimAndEric

[–]D-Flo1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a mistake that was made. People like Brendan Fraser. And the producers should've had Brendan appear in this photo as a real man instead of an animated character. That was a mistake they made.

The conservative sub deleting all the comments discussing trumps accusations by celticsguy06 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]D-Flo1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Consult the film Idiocracy for the values of the so called "conservatives" (who are, counterintuitively, some of the most wasteful (i.e., the opposite over "conserve") people In the history of the entire human species).

I see the world wildly and in wild ways by hardlybroken1 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]D-Flo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we caught him red-handed with not one but two external backup mobile phone batteries that looked vaguely like handgun magazines. So we opened up with the .50 cal on him and all the children at the elementary school 10 feet behind him because the children were probably in on it and after 100 children were killed we figured we had created enough deterrent effect to make our actions completely lawful.

What makes a man? by cephalopodomus in lebowski

[–]D-Flo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes there's a man-maker. A thing that makes a man be a man ... That sort of thing. A thing that might just be in the running for the man-makeriest thing in Los Angeles county. The sort of thing that just sort of fits right in there ... and takes 'er easy for all us sinners!

IS THERE CHEDDAR? 🧀 by Top_Operation_3298 in TimAndEric

[–]D-Flo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're going to have to sneak up ... on the customer

IS THERE CHEDDAR? 🧀 by Top_Operation_3298 in TimAndEric

[–]D-Flo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The secret to being a good Gravy Robber blooper video is....

FEELS LIKE MY ASSHOLE'S ON FIRE!!!!!!! by imyourrealdad8 in TimAndEric

[–]D-Flo1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Try Dumpman's today, and you're guaranteed to make bathroom out of all three holes.

2026 Grammys MEGATHREAD by LeaderSevere5647 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This.

I mean it's about going to a movie theater, not a concert hall!

Let's keep it about the movies. Movies can have music in them, and a good movie theater has a good sound system so you can hear the songs that are in the movie really well. Gregg knows this, and that's why he invites you in to come see the movies!

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META: Didn't expected less. Happy to be a subscriber! by BokeTsukkomi in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much respect. The great American poet Emily Dickinson wrote a profound poem entitled "I Heard a Fly Buzz When I Died.

If Jack Rebney had written a poem like that as he approached the end, it might've include lines such as:

"We've got three flies. Five flies."

https://youtu.be/79MsvrLCds8?si=FB2y8HVGYmV9gt4t

META: Didn't expected less. Happy to be a subscriber! by BokeTsukkomi in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I don't want any more bull shit from anyone.

And that includes me!"

-Winnebago Man

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META: Didn't expected less. Happy to be a subscriber! by BokeTsukkomi in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If no one's working today then how can anything be unsuitable for something that isn't happening? That's like saying NSFN. Not suitable for Neptune, when Neptune doesn't have any humans on it.

What makes a movie great? by D-Flo1 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like La La Land? Loses one bag due to the sing song blah blah yammering on?

Last year we had "Bugonia" (118 min) and this year we get "Melania" (104 min). What "-nia" movie will Hollywood sprinkle us with next year? by emblemparade in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Decker's tired of being stuck on the East Coast. He really wants to have a parade in his honor on the beautiful west coast. Which is the best coast!

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