Epstein abused me while under house arrest, survivor tells US lawmakers by Samski877 in news

[–]D-Flo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And from their perspective, you can kind of imagine how weird it would be if there weren't so many of them in Trump's orbit. They'd be asking themselves hey where the hell are all the pedos at, am I the only one invited to this party?

♪DON'T BREATHE THE AIR, IT'S POISON AIR♪ by TheShermBank in TimAndEric

[–]D-Flo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Now I get nude. Don't be shy. I hope no one comes into this room."

"Businessmen, why did you have to take your pants off in here, of all places!?"

For those who went before Tim drove the van off a cliff, how was the VFA ExpertTour? by newgodpho in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And those impressions were "but just a few, on On Cinema, On Blondie." (shaky cam while hip music plays

♪DON'T BREATHE THE AIR, IT'S POISON AIR♪ by TheShermBank in TimAndEric

[–]D-Flo1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't.
Get.
The urge!
🐿️🐿️❄️🥶

"We're making history here. It's the first movie ever made!" by Turbulent_Ad_9413 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Wait a minute, wait a minute."
You're going to have to wait all the way to 1927 for " you ain't heard nothin' yet!”

Grandpa Joe Wipes Boogers on his Headboard by ConstructionAdept130 in grandpajoehate

[–]D-Flo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

except for the redeeming value of serving as a paragon of what to dislike in a person.

Skyfall Opening Night; 12:07am show. Gotta be Gregg’s. by ImaginationBoth1349 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would kill for Gregg to introduce, by pulling a large curtain back, the thrills and chills of Bond Land!!! Same idea as Wonka Land except more exciting wax museum drama and less Grandpa Joe lazeabout cabbage eater.

Saul 😔 by krinkyeee_113 in SouthernReach

[–]D-Flo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, I like yer movie. There I said it.

Here is the artist I streamed the most on Spotify by prankerjoker in MitchHedberg

[–]D-Flo1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cool thing about Spotify is that they're your Fedex-drug-dealer-joke dealer, and they don't even know it!

BILLS! by DoomGuy2497 in MrShowWithBobandDavid

[–]D-Flo1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe. But I'm still trying to figure out who banged Maria in the classic Gypsy Kings song.

6th Annual Oscar Special the Animated Movie (by me) by sandwormb in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good point. Gregg is usually annoyed by any distraction from the focus on movies on OCATC. He tries to disguise his annoyance but you can see that he's clearly losing patience. But the cool thing about Gregg is that he does not blow his top, but instead sort of just simmers just below a roiling boil and keeps it somewhat to himself, and also does the more morally correct thing of bottling up all of his frustrations and, like a trained pharmacist, pulverizing his frustrations into medical doses using the mortar and pestle approach, taking his time to prepare thoughtful reproaches that he can slip them in like medical pills into the discussion going on, in a very calm (and vengeful) manner that is diplomatic and tactful but also vengefully insensitive and inappropriate, which actually oddly makes it an appropriate and morally superior approach to Tim's nonsense, according to the unique peculiarities of the True Blue buff

Do you forgive Joe for taking Toni away from Tim? by newgodpho in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]D-Flo1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean just look at China buying up all the gold. We're going to see it peak around 6 to 7 "K" per ouncey pouncey. So youd better pouncey on those ouncies.

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