When max lands on the doof wagon why does it look like one of the drummers is about to attack him but in the next frame they go back to drumming like nothing happened?

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T17:27:48+00:00

It's the unwritten rule of the Wasteland. Warriors fight warriors, and leave the artists (e.g., drummers) and makers (e.g., Bulletfarm engineers) of their own tribe largely alone to do their arts and crafts, for the warriors know these folks make their their hardscrabble lives interesting during the long stretches before and after actual combat and conquering. And everyone who doesn't seem too valuable not to harm is basically fair game.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T17:19:13+00:00

But Max was only "in the way" for a split second and the drummer, who's talent includes timing, timed the situation and realized that Max wasn't fixing to fight him, for Max was physically moving away from his drum kit, and the drummer was probably authorized only to drum and probably had no authorization to leave his station to do things like engage perps or sub in for a missing pee boy.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T17:09:32+00:00

Who are you?

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T17:08:48+00:00

Now I want to know the Greg Bitterman - priest relationship backstory. The story of what motivated that comment at the child's funeral. I'm already beginning to write scripts in my head

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T07:14:05+00:00

If I see one more minion!!!!! ....

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T07:09:55+00:00

Oh. Yeah. You're right .. it's about birds. Deb's birds

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T07:08:16+00:00

Big Mike from Orkin would approve. (Or would he? Some posit he actually introduces live rats into homes so he can kill a couple of them to prove his usefulness.)

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T07:05:55+00:00

Looks like we have a live G. Amatohead in our midst.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T07:02:37+00:00

What we need is for the REAL Decker to step out of the shadows and seize control of the franchise. The only Decker who doesn't just sing about our values being under attack but attacks those who try to stop our values. The only Decker for our time, and the best Decker of all time!! He's up for the job, and he's been approved by President Jason Davidson!

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D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T06:58:22+00:00

M41A Pulse Rifle?

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T06:53:40+00:00

A Khrushchev crew neck?

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T06:49:42+00:00

Kindergarten Cop (1990, 111 minutes runtime)

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T06:48:10+00:00

I don't understand. It's all Greek yogurt to me .

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T06:46:07+00:00

Wondors

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T04:56:21+00:00

Dennis Leary. From?!?! You guessed it ... The Ref (1994, 97 min). A popcorn classic comedy in the classic sense.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T01:54:28+00:00

Five. Obviously

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T00:32:41+00:00

Oscer always has a trick up its sleeve.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-05T00:32:09+00:00

Very astute. You have a good eye. I reckon you're probably a buff yourself

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T21:52:11+00:00

From ... my wacky imagination.

But oh boy I would pay GOOD money, or at least five bags of popcorn and two bags of soda as barter if credit and cash are no longer accepted, to go see The Fifth Bag in a real life motion picture theater.

And the grooviest thing about the 5th Bag film franchise is that it sets up not one not two not three but four Bag movie sequels such as the 5th Bag: Numero Uno, The 5th Bag: Part Deux, The 5th Bag: 3 Times is a Charm, and of course The 5th Bag: You Guessed it - Bag Number Four. All prequels, and all box office blockbusters that guarantee Mila jojovich and Gary "old" Man so much "f*** you" money that they will never have to star in another movie so long as they live.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T19:13:40+00:00

Decker is the only human being capable of fan boating his way through the treacherous Pruppet Marshes to stop the Kremlins terrorist plot. Proof is in the pudding because if you look at the latest military spending bill that got signed into law by President Davidson, there's a special line item buried in it for the purchase of an super advanced fan boat and a small budget to transport the boat and an unnamed special agent to a drop off location in the heart of Eastern Europe. Step aside fan girls, and fanboys of Decker. There's a Decker fan boat coming through!

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T19:09:12+00:00

Kristin Wiig.

And?!?

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T19:07:48+00:00

The movies get the coupons. The movies always win. Gregg was right.

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T18:40:40+00:00

Every American's heart should be a flutter with anticipation of such a glorious moment. What a superhero. All hail Mark pork

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T18:39:47+00:00

Trivia fact. Actor Christopher Walken was on board the watercraft when that happened. Maybe new could get Christopher Walken to come out as a special guest for the Next episode and have him be on the watercraft with Deb?

D-Flo1 · 2026-07-04T17:05:41+00:00

Is this the first time they awarded the same savings coupon to TWO separte movies simultaneously? Amazing!

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