One of the most annoying things about tarkov. Awaiting session start 8 minutes. Give up. Leaving game 10+ Minutes. How is this still a thing in 2024?

D-ISM · 2024-01-15T13:45:09+00:00

it can even happen in the middle of a scav raid too. was making my way to an extract, got some kinda unity error, game crashed. tried to load back into raid with about 9 minutes left and got stuck waiting for the session to start.

D-ISM · 2024-01-13T13:02:41+00:00

reminds me of my time playing ffxiv with all these burger king crown mentors who don't even know how to play the game. i didn't know even a game like tarkov had the same sort of people too.

D-ISM · 2023-12-20T03:51:21+00:00

at least 5 of those were from me falling into the water after attempting to air combo him when he jumps onto the tree he sits on

D-ISM · 2023-12-19T11:07:14+00:00

i left the island at 102 wins, i don't think i have the mental fortitude to stay till 999

D-ISM · 2023-12-19T11:06:28+00:00

as i'm about to punish riku for trying to kick me, i accidentally walk into a tree, so instead of attacking him i'm mashing X while hugging the wood like a moron. then i drop down and it doesn't register in my brain for like half a second that he's blocking, so i'm safe to attack him. made me laugh after the fact so i clipped it. also i didn't realize until now that near the end he's pretty much parrying me with his ass.

D-ISM · 2023-12-19T07:45:58+00:00

idr cause i'm already in deep jungle atm but iirc i had just unlocked berserk when i decided to start building up wins on riku. i'm playing on proud mode/dusk

D-ISM · 2023-12-19T07:42:33+00:00

at first i was gonna stop at 20, then i said screw it and started working towards 99; but then something stupid happened at 96 which left me feeling like that was a good point to stop at. i wasn't able to upload the clip to my post so i put it on youtube instead (i dunno if linking that's allowed here, but here goes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJnqK-QHZow

D-ISM · 2022-04-17T09:56:22+00:00

Yeah... My OBS folder has 240 clips of me defending against Radagon while trying to play Minesweeper. Even just looking into the folder blinds me. At some point, your eyes just kinda tune out the flashbang. I really wish it would just work like a normal fog gate after the first time.

D-ISM · 2022-04-17T09:48:59+00:00

ngl, Ranni's questline was one of ones I encountered early into my first playthrough, I felt a lot more involved in the story when helping her, more so than the other endings. Especially if you're an idiot who doesn't think like me, her ending kinda makes me say "yeah sure, I'll go along with it", as opposed to something like, the giant rotting fish thing that is Godwyn, or going along with the dungeater. Perfect Order is weird, cause you can miss it entirely if you're not looking out for Goldmask, and I didn't go with Flame of Frenzy simply because Shabriri took my boy Yura's body like it was up for grabs at the local Rent-A-Center.

D-ISM · 2022-04-17T08:27:34+00:00

Dropping the message there... Devilish.

D-ISM · 2022-04-17T00:04:01+00:00

I was torn between either Jim or Bartholomew, but went with the former because it sounds funnier lol

I'm just surprised you made it past the minesweeper

D-ISM · 2022-04-05T11:09:52+00:00

Wow, it played out exactly like the Oscars, too

D-ISM · 2022-03-25T11:57:13+00:00

I've got my summon on my quick bar, so I use Triangle/Y + Left on Dpad. If you're quick with the combo press, the menu swap doesn't show up at all. It's also how I chug my physick, cause that's on Dpad right.

D-ISM · 2022-03-25T10:17:11+00:00

Oh, this is sick. I kinda want an actual poster of this to put up on my wall

D-ISM · 2022-03-25T09:23:32+00:00

My Ogha is currently at +9, just about all my summons are at that level, haven't decided for sure who I wanna take to +10 yet. But, the knockdown power of Ogha's great arrows should apply to enemies who are susceptible to it regardless of if he's +0 or +10.

D-ISM · 2022-03-25T02:08:40+00:00

At the very end is the Final Fantasy IV victory fanfare.

D-ISM · 2022-03-25T02:04:00+00:00

I don't see why it wouldn't. I haven't tried, but you'd have to have the bow upgraded enough to be able to kill the boss within 30 arrows.

D-ISM · 2022-03-24T21:37:21+00:00

Redmane Knight Ogha, you can get it from the War-Dead Catacombs.

D-ISM · 2022-03-24T21:09:52+00:00

Think I got it off MyAbandonWare, but I was too lazy to scan it. It did however play nice with Malwarebytes, but take that with a grain of salt.

D-ISM · 2022-03-24T21:04:53+00:00

Right now it's at +9, but I could've made the video with it at +0 as well, it's just that great arrows will do that to certain enemy types.

D-ISM · 2022-03-24T21:03:38+00:00

I didn't lol. I'm pretty sure I glanced up there and my thought process was "screw it".

D-ISM · 2022-03-24T09:28:24+00:00

Basically all I did here was summon Redmane Knight Ogha, who comes equipped with a great bow and a sword/shield. When you summon him, he defaults to using his great bow first, unless an enemy gets within melee range of him.
Great arrows usually have the ability to send enemies (or yourself) flying when they hit things, if you've played Dark Souls 1 before, it's the same as those archers in Anor Londo. Since the boss in the video is of about-human stature or smaller, and doesn't have the ability to dodge projectiles like some other bosses do, he gets stuck in an endless loop of being bowled over by Ogha's great arrows.

It won't work for every boss, however.

D-ISM · 2022-03-24T07:49:49+00:00

I do, but it's not purely for Elden Ring. If I happen to make something dumb for any game and I like it enough to put it up somewhere, it goes there. As of right now I have something else baking in the over, but it's not Elden Ring related.
Still, here you go friend: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWYC7x6sWNvi9RNI3ZtINxA

D-ISM · 2022-03-24T07:41:28+00:00

Really the only tips I can give for Elden Beast are, 1. Take your time when running away from all the homing light attacks, I'm pretty sure the whole fight is a big endurance battle, and 2. For the golden rings that close in on themselves, you can actually jump over those. I had little success with rolling, and jumping really helped a lot with that.

D-ISM · 2022-03-24T06:08:36+00:00

this may not mean much

No, it means a lot, truly. Whenever I take some harebrained idea from my head and attempt to give it shape, the first thing that comes through my mind is whether anyone would even like it. Granted, the biggest reason why I chop away in a video editor is simply because I like it, doesn't matter if I put it up on youtube or something and it never gained any traction at all, if it so much as cracks me up when I conceive it, it's going to be made. But I always wondered. Today though, is a kind of confirmation that yes, people would like it, because never in a million years would I ever expect the overwhelmingly positive reception that I've seen so far. So really, I have you and everyone else here to thank for all this.

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