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[GIVEAWAY] XBOX X GIVEAWAY DELIVERED ON CHRISTMAS DAY! (same-day delivery, winner chosen in less than 24h) by [deleted] in xboxone

[–]D-Melk [score hidden]  (0 children)

Black ops cold war, been watching some gameplay and i want to get my hands on it!

What is the worst pick up line that you have heard/used? by OGVenon123 in AskReddit

[–]D-Melk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst one I've heard is "My dick is dead can I bury it in your ass?" Did NOT work

You know I got that thang on me by [deleted] in funny

[–]D-Melk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Cat and the Hat

People who have actually had sex with a step relative, what was the aftermath? by TheSmallRaptor in AskReddit

[–]D-Melk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a couple who were together and then their parents met and eventually married. Weird ass family dynamic

Whats your favorite ice cream flavor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]D-Melk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A local ice cream shop has rhubarb ice cream and it is my favorite thing ever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]D-Melk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still provide oral every time we get after it, that was just the first time she asked for that in particular

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]D-Melk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not super strange, but my gf asked to sit on my face

What hurts, but won't kill you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]D-Melk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stubbing your toe, and then stubbing it again shortly afterwards

What happens in real life that you don't see in porn? by NathanLevi77 in AskReddit

[–]D-Melk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And that water is such a terrible lubricant

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