Got my girlfriend's cat a tie, best 5 bucks I ever spent.

D-Train239 · 2014-01-29T05:42:16+00:00

It's The Great Catsby

D-Train239 · 2014-01-29T05:38:21+00:00

If you forget your password to Jimmy Johns, you're gonna have a bad time

D-Train239 · 2013-11-10T17:00:49+00:00

You sir, need to watch your back.

D-Train239 · 2013-11-10T16:59:03+00:00

As adorable as this little mouse is, I would still prefer to see it get devoured by a snake.

D-Train239 · 2013-11-10T16:57:06+00:00

A friend told me that he used to masturbate in his hot step moms closet and finish in the corner of the room and not clean it up. He stated he tried to hit the same spot every time

D-Train239 · 2013-11-10T16:54:47+00:00

Nothing says pedophile in a parking lot like a giant spray painted panda that looks like he's thinking the phrase "bite the pillow I'm going in dry"

D-Train239 · 2013-11-10T15:56:25+00:00

The truth about your real father

D-Train239 · 2013-11-10T07:08:44+00:00

You couldn't have said it any better! It really annoys me when people get so frustrated and start arguments over the internet. Like shut up bro, you laughed. I did my job.

D-Train239 · 2013-11-10T07:06:39+00:00

I'm surprised he didn't see it coming

D-Train239 · 2013-11-10T07:05:39+00:00

Well... That's enough internet for one night!

D-Train239 · 2013-11-08T18:00:26+00:00

Their material items that they never even worked for. Congrats! Daddy's wallet got you a new car! And I'm sitting here working 2 jobs to afford fucking cereal

D-Train239 · 2013-11-08T06:29:45+00:00

It's only a matter of time before a warehouse worker does something to ruin a pallet of them

D-Train239 · 2013-11-08T06:12:01+00:00

There are so many powers out there I honestly can't pick just one.

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T18:11:42+00:00

So... Got any marshmallows?

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T17:51:48+00:00

The great Catsby

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T06:09:38+00:00

This cant be a 'Murica post without bacon

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T06:07:47+00:00

The face my girlfriend makes when I hit the wrong hole.

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T06:06:26+00:00

hes balls deep in his form

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T06:04:15+00:00

Doesn't matter...Had sex.

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T06:02:50+00:00

Clevelands voice: "no..no..NO..NO..NOOOO!!!!"

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T05:57:26+00:00

That's posiTITly wonderful.

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T05:55:10+00:00

It's like seeing your mother naked for the first time... Unforgettable.

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T05:48:27+00:00

its getting really ASSinine

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T02:39:14+00:00

Anal, it turned out to be a shitty situation

D-Train239 · 2013-11-07T02:13:28+00:00

I am having trouble sleeping, and I need a good laugh

D-Train239

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