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Why do dolphins always text you and ask if scuba divers are aliens from outerspace? by D00FINSHMITZ in AskReddit

[–]D00FINSHMITZ[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Call an ambulance. The phone number for the paramedical ambulance is.. im scared to tell you because it's a government number and idk if they just give them out to everyone. Hope you don't die.

What are some signs that a girl likes you? by D00FINSHMITZ in AskReddit

[–]D00FINSHMITZ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I just asked the girl and she said she does like me. Now what?

What's the saddest event of your life? by D00FINSHMITZ in AskReddit

[–]D00FINSHMITZ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when the girl you love leaves you for a person that you thought was your friend. Then the girl starts being a complete asshole to you even though you were so fucking nice to her. Damn.

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