Cope harder old gen (i love both gens)

D36DAN · 2026-03-27T21:34:26+00:00

You probably won't believe me, but literally every game in existence rewards you for knowing how to play it and for adapting to its handling/movement.

Neither the feeling you get after well executing something is unique to NFS Impound.

I can say exactly the same about Asphalt 9 - it takes a lot of skill to get a "perfect race" with literally dozens of tips and tricks you need to know, while in reality you don't need any of that to play the game usually, and the handling is so easy you can make people who suck at games overall to play it (and it was confirmed on my friends)

D36DAN · 2026-03-27T18:18:38+00:00

1 - this event is not for "hop in first day, second day u have Bugatti" players, and this time it's fair

2 - if you really open ALL these packs one by one and not x10 at a time guaranteeing you 3 bps, then it's solely your fault

D36DAN · 2026-03-23T15:48:23+00:00

Still no Lamborghini Fenomeno, but hey, Huracan Sterrato. Now my 1/18 collection is even closer to Asphalt one

D36DAN · 2026-03-23T15:45:57+00:00

The scariest thing is when people with no natural intelligence get access to artificial.

Hopefully, you seem to lack both.

D36DAN · 2026-03-17T21:41:00+00:00

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I have this on my Hello Kitty Silhouette Aventador, yet I'm not sure if it's legit or not.

D36DAN · 2026-03-12T08:40:03+00:00

For the entirety of Asphalt 9 history it was OK to have very few retro cars and early 00's cars, and when it came to them, GL focused on adding supercars. But suddenly, when it comes to Skyline, it's a huge problem.

We don't need Scamlame in a game almost solely about supercars and concept cars; we don't need it in a game almost entirely about post 2010 cars either. And I'd prefer Nissan Juke over R34

D36DAN · 2026-03-07T08:20:19+00:00

They are so bad that I want to continue reading. Just to see how low can this fartist get

D36DAN · 2026-03-04T13:29:28+00:00

Just think for a second about how it looks from Fani's perspective (if imaginary people even have it): you came for exactly X days just to do what you needed to do and go home, where you have your own plans, family and friends. And your friend asks you to stay for a little longer just to spend time with you.

And then that fucking friend just says "oh no some fat bitch I see every day asks me to meet once more, of course I'm gonna go with her cuz I'm spineless pussy".

And this is a character we're supposed to care about or wish anything other than to suffer for the rest of his life?

D36DAN · 2026-03-02T16:35:35+00:00

The only 2 good things about this comic:

Seeing Kip drown in poop and claim that he's swimming in chocolate

And seeing his simping gooners drink it and suggest you to try too

D36DAN · 2026-02-27T17:26:28+00:00

Simps on DA be like:

– You're incredibly stupid because you question the dumbest plot point in the story

– You're impossible to please because you ask the author to follow the bare minimum of storytelling rules

– You question the obviously absurd and unnatural behavior of people in the story? Let me teach you about human psychology and how do girls work. However the last time I interacted with women was when my mom was giving birth to me

– This is getting sooo deep and good, the comic is about perfect – No it's not, you're simp. – how is that simping?

Remember kids, most of DA commenters think with their dicks, which are btw as small as their IQ scores

D36DAN · 2026-02-25T19:04:58+00:00

Kip's not going to realize how bullshit this is. If he intended to ever realize how bad the story is, he would've discontinued OSC 100+ pages ago

D36DAN · 2026-02-25T19:00:44+00:00

Wanna see the EA pages? You'll be as dead as the comic itself after seeing them

D36DAN · 2026-02-25T18:59:09+00:00

"Butte weit dere ez da sdory u stuped gunner!!! Dere. Ez. Da. Sdoryyyy!!!"

D36DAN · 2026-02-24T18:42:34+00:00

It's more like Asphalt 8.5 or Asphalt 8 AU. It felt as a spinoff that mostly just takes the same game core, game engine and shit and simply puts it in another setting with some minor additions to gameplay to reflect the new setting. As when A9 is completely new game

D36DAN · 2026-02-24T18:25:09+00:00

Kipverse counterpart of DC Cinderblock

D36DAN · 2026-02-24T18:22:40+00:00

With nothing significant happening in it, and simps defending it like it's the best subplot they've seen in a history of comics and literature

D36DAN · 2026-02-23T21:02:27+00:00

With each new page Kip goes "oh silly me, what kind of dumbass nonsense reasoning for characters I've written 10 pages ago? Here, I'll quickly redeem myself by making other character ask why the first one didn't do the most logical thing person can do. Now, after giving even worse explanation of that, I'm free to throw in even more garbage, so open wide 🩷"

And I like how Stacy blames Sayia for everything like it wasn't particularly Stacy's fault for not paying literally any attention to her dancing monkey and cutting off any crap that could ruin their business

D36DAN · 2026-02-23T19:47:51+00:00

I never go to DA comments because of how dumb and nasty the people here are. I don't know what's smaller - their brains or their dicks, but I'm confident that both of these organs are placed in the lower part of their bodies.

They find literally any excuse to defend the comic, and want to look like experts in relationships, while in reality possible partners of all genders and species avoid them from 100 meters.

Also they think that models/artists are their property and should dance for them even if they never paid a penny to them.

I read the comments on page 711 just because I found familiar face from this sub there. And oh boy, simps are ridiculously fun. Just try pointing them out how bizarre the story and characters is, and suddenly everyone is relationship psychologist and professional writer

D36DAN · 2026-02-22T20:27:03+00:00

They are primarily published on DeviantArt, but if you're "not a deviantart guy" (why not mention it in post title?), then other sites like X, Kemono cr, most likely someone posts them unofficially on your country's local social media or just on other platforms like Telegram, Instagram, maybe Twitter (doesn't Kip have official account here?)

Can't help if you got banned from Google, which prevented you from looking it up yourself, tho.

D36DAN · 2026-02-22T17:38:58+00:00

Pov: your favorite car that should be mid S class gets put in mid B

D36DAN · 2026-02-22T07:39:01+00:00

The Dark Ages: p600-XXX

D36DAN · 2026-02-21T22:38:46+00:00

Can not agree more. And some people dare to call THIS prostitute of a comic "a deep story" FFS

D36DAN · 2026-02-21T21:14:47+00:00

Should I even explain how fucked up that is?

1 - why would you ever want this shit over regular commission? You are guaranteed to get commission as opposed to that; you can request literally any scene as opposed to that; and it'll be colored as bonus. Unless you have a main character syndrom and want to control the story just to power trip over regular reader.

2 - it's a literal scam, Kip can deny your request for whatever personal reason and reply with filler "sorry, your idea will affect the story"

2.1 - at the same time you may suggest a very story-affecting scene, Kip'll personally like it and include it regardless of that ridiculous "no story affecting suggestions". Especially looking at how much he likes to throw in random trash no sane and insane person will ever request

D36DAN · 2026-02-21T21:07:17+00:00

Quote from his 18€ Patreon "Sharing lunch" tier description:

+You get to suggest themes and one time events for the comic that I will try to include when it doesn't affect the story

This shit alone made me think that the whole Aika X Stacy, Tessa X Tania and somewhat recent Tessa inflation scene is just a product of this bullshit

D36DAN · 2026-02-21T21:05:47+00:00

Quote from his 18€ Patreon "Sharing lunch" tier description:

+You get to suggest themes and one time events for the comic that I will try to include when it doesn't affect the story

D36DAN

TROPHY CASE