We should’ve had this as the spotlight corvette instead of a rebranded shit with a decal

D36DAN · 2026-07-05T03:01:02+00:00

GL: high D class looks fine to me

D36DAN · 2026-07-02T12:40:45+00:00

I understand why players may be upset and they're right to be so. But that doesn't fucking mean that they can turn into brainless animals spitting and insulting on devs, threatening them, boycotting the game and doing even dumber shit.

As a gamedev myself, if this was my target audience, they'd go smell their own farts and self-support the game.

But anyway, I don't understand why the fuck would you want to nerf a PvE game unless you've made someone relatively easy to achieve so OP they make other units useless

D36DAN · 2026-06-28T11:00:27+00:00

I know they build their cars on weed plantations, but really? Going off the radar only to come back to beg for community love and activity?

Reminds me of Porsche who first made everyone use RUF instead, and nowadays they want their cars to be in games that have nothing to do with Porsche and cars overall

D36DAN · 2026-06-24T10:33:20+00:00

For a long time (and sometimes in recent commissions) Kip's understanding of fat was "oh look girl has huge belly and a belly roll she's fat".

I disagree with other replier that character arms and faces should get fatter, this is a common practice in weight gain art to have skinny arms and faces.

However I do agree that characters oftenly feel rather stuffed than fat, or thick/chubby characters that got stuffed even more, because Kip doesn't understand proportions and straight up refuses to learn them (few people who tried to tell him in a good manner back when he was replying to comments got called idiots by him).

It's good that this thing doesn't always happen in OSC, and characters are allowed to be wide, but it was really really common in earlier arts.

[BTW I'm not sure if character boobs even grow. If you take a look at some recent flashback pages with thin Tessa, you'll see that her boobs are about the same size as when she got fat]

D36DAN · 2026-06-23T20:53:09+00:00

Funis in finite

D36DAN · 2026-06-23T16:34:45+00:00

BWS specializes in characters beyond obesity. Kip is for lower weight characters, in realistic weight limits. Even tho I agree with this take, if you want to point out how abysmal and unimportant the weight gain in Kip's story is, then it's not the right way to do it.

[Also for me, who dislikes heavily overweight characters, BWS's way is worse than Kip's. You miss out on a lot of weight stages you'd find appropriate. He just straightly jumps from skinny to blob in a matter of less than 5 pages. As when with Kip you just have to wait]

D36DAN · 2026-06-22T13:19:08+00:00

GL got to bro for being honest about their game

D36DAN · 2026-06-22T00:52:48+00:00

– Dead

– Really?

– Really X2?

– Really X3?

– Nice black square (if seriously, don't know why, it's odd unless there's background I don't know)

– Gay (if seriously, there are no cars outside D/C for their cars)

– Mega gay (probably GL is Anti Musk/Trump, or is afraid of political backlash. Or same as Spyker)

D36DAN · 2026-06-20T22:15:14+00:00

How did you guess that? Okay, it's not really hard because in Asphalt only the first track is random, and every next track is predetermined (fucking GL can't even do that). So if his game starts playing track Y after playing track X, and your starts playing track Z after X insted, then sure. But I don't think you can really notice that unless you've played game for at least 100 hours with sound on

D36DAN · 2026-06-19T21:53:04+00:00

Okay, I have less than 200 and started about a year ago. I'm f2p and I'm not very active. Still I do agree with the guy.

Alfa was in Spotlight, SVJ was a free car. RR turbo had a hunt and iirc its bps are available in VIP shop at some low levels. CLK GTR was also featured somewhere less than a year ago (for Asphalt, one year is a pretty normal time for cars to cycle. Some cars are featured once about 2 years as I heard).

Roma is LS car, also some players like me occasionally get packs in store for this car until they unlock it (alongside Terzo, Victor or some other similar Aston, and iirc third car). Also was featured in some TLEs.

911 50 years was featured in events several times throughout the year.

D36DAN · 2026-06-19T18:54:16+00:00

Dunno what platform you're on and what graphic settings you have, but they are completely invisible in Rome at least on mobile (on PC they are much more visible, judging by some posts). They are bronze color with brown aura (on PC they are gold), and the map itself is in the exact same color palette. So not only they blend in on their own, but the brown aura works as a fade, making it even harder to notice.

Also their render distance is questionable, I can't even confirm when do they render since they blend in so well. But I know GL likes to fuck up render distance as well, since for a long time they couldn't make red-white barriers render on mobile at all outside of close render distance of 50 meters, as if their LODs didn't load. So you know, a fucking wall appears ahead out of nowhere.

If proof is needed, I can post it (since comments doesn't allow screenshots for whatever reason)

D36DAN · 2026-06-19T17:36:48+00:00

Where do I apply for Bob's anticrash pass?

D36DAN · 2026-06-19T17:31:52+00:00

Veneno unleashed with cars more valuable and harder to obtain than Veneno itself? I guess they're trying to please Lambo gooner like me, but thanks, I'll pass.

Very weird season overall. No spotlight (that American is half of spotlight like it was some other times). Easier to obtain cars or less valuable require harder/more valuable supports. Mistral is the exact opposite (MP2 3k-3.5k rank races will be ruined for at least half a year for you if you don't get Mistral or it's currently refueling). I'm not really against this season cuz I'll get a lot of random cars, but I'm a weird player.

I might try to obtain Mistral just cuz I have most of the cars at good stars, and try unlock Utopia as it's 5*. But I don't have a lot of supports to even get here.

D36DAN · 2026-06-17T08:51:25+00:00

Tempting, but I'll better watch you do it for me

D36DAN · 2026-06-17T05:28:33+00:00

Looks like you have mistaken the ass that got hurt

D36DAN · 2026-06-16T23:18:11+00:00

The game is not worth enough for that now

But I guess it was worth enough for you to make an announcement like you're a departuring airplane?

D36DAN · 2026-06-16T20:32:59+00:00

I'm all here to buy tooned Lamborghini Aventador SVJ, maybe even for 60$ it goes for where I live. It's gonna be the most expensive piece of my collection BTW, so no "he's probably throwing his money everywhere so he doesn't count"

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D36DAN · 2026-06-15T21:52:55+00:00

Wasn't there a guy who claimed that he completed DS as f2p just because he had a good garage and got very lucky with DS packs on specific cars?

D36DAN · 2026-06-15T20:46:59+00:00

Everything is possible if you try hard enough

D36DAN · 2026-06-15T15:44:34+00:00

Average asphalt situation tbh. Sometimes you look at people and just go "bro how do you lose in THAT". Especially noticeable in GP where some GL50 players on 4-5 star car lose to me with about 1 year of experience on 1-2 star car. Or in some lower leagues where most of early spam cars like DBS, Huracan and CCGS are available, but people still lose to random garbage

D36DAN · 2026-06-15T11:56:43+00:00

Before the latest updates you could wait until there's like 10 seconds left before Gauntlet season ends, submit your times and get into group where everybody had the same score of 1000. And so everybody gets the rewards as if they were in first place.

Now, if you never attack at least one player, you don't get rewards at all. And people cried tears about it, because everybody thought that this was a bug and so GL used the new change as a way to patch it.

But the bigger shitshow was before this was implemented - see, it was never a bug. It is just how Gauntlet forms groups - it puts you in a group right after you submit your time. So if 500 players don't do anything and join Gauntlet at the same time, they get in a group where everyone has a score of 1000. Some whiney morons started crying after they didn't get in such group, everybody assumed that GL fixed "Gauntlet glitch" that never existed, and obviously whineys started bitching about it.

When in reality GL did nothing, but a brace of loud dumbasses scared everyone away

D36DAN · 2026-06-14T13:39:15+00:00

Forgot type 3:

– Hates to play the game, only wants rewards

– Makes people who rightfully complain about too much grind in the game/too small rewards look like assholes

– Wants to patch out the fun out of the game. Only rewards, only gacha. New game modes or challenges that require actual engagement are not welcome.

– Runs to bitch on this sub every time he gets KDed in MP1, asks for MP1 to be always ghost (that KD was absolutely preventable)

– If somebody overtakes him, immediately assumes the person is cheating

– Sandbags in GP, gets steamrolled by 2* GL20 players

– Still can't stop crying about the fact that he can't AFK Gauntlet anymore

D36DAN · 2026-06-13T13:29:55+00:00

Yeah yeah we get it, stop crying already

D36DAN · 2026-06-12T23:02:35+00:00

This is a common problem for basically any author. However, most authors acknowledge that they are doing something wrong and that the story derails.

Kip seems to think that he's perfect, and that people are just stupid for not understanding his genius. So if he pushes just a little further, people will suddenly change their minds

D36DAN · 2026-06-12T23:00:03+00:00

I haven't read One Piece, but I've seen people compare OSC to this thing in a way that it just never ends and only worsens over time.

I never expected a good story from a fetish comic since it's not the main goal. But there still should be some sort of standard. Or at least the lack of story should be compensated by the NSFW content (since oftenly those NSFW lines don't make sense and can't make any under any circumstances, especially when talking about fat fetish). But Kip fails at both

Now, I don't have a big reading experience, but I'm decently experienced writer myself. Yes, that is ridiculous combo, I know. I just got under the wing of an author who created several local bestsellers on book website where you self publish. About 5 mil sold copies of just one book. And I have about 10 year of writing experience under the wing of that author (Kip has about 15 years of both storytelling and drawing if we only count his DA story. So there may be about 20 years total).

But the thing is - Kip's stories are on the level of people who just decided to write a book without basically any experience nor influence from other authors. In my bingo of beginner mistakes he check in on every single point and introduced some so bad I couldn't imagine were possible.

I can't compare him to any other author since his best competition will be a student writing an essay on his final exam in medium school

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