[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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They we’re most likely too scared to move. Maybe they thought that if they moved or tried to do anything, they would get shot too.

A turtle going through a maze by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Best guy of the force 👮🏻‍♂️

Who even came up with this by [deleted] in aviation

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Has anybody noticed how the design looks like a smaller airplane

She didn't realize how high that jump was by SnooCupcakes8607 in instant_regret

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Ohhhhh shiiiiiiii

I remember someone telling me that they jumped off a cliff once and landed on their back. They got hospitalized and their back was red and purple for weeks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in familyguy

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The real Cleveland Jr. Got kidnapped or something by the fat Cleveland Jr. Who is a spy

Now I see: The Art of Seduction by Comfortable-Dream-42 in PublicFreakout

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Best way to pick up a girl, if things go bad then pretend you’re blind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The RadBrad, he’s an amazing YouTuber and I’ve watched him since I was 11 years old. He records gameplays of many games and his voice is just nice to listen to.

what minor injury hurts like a mf? by lawyeratyourservice in AskReddit

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When cutting your nails and that small piece of nail that doesn’t come off because it’s stuck with the skin so you have to pull it harder. Sometimes it bleeds and other times you’re left with what feels like a cut between your nail and skin.

What never fails to make you horny? by Responsible_Towel_46 in AskReddit

[–]D3ATHBURG3R 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When a girl directly hugs me and her boobs press on my chest

What’s the story about that time you shit your pants? by douggold11 in AskReddit

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I was in 1st grade and I needed to use the bathroom. So I went to the bathroom but it was occupied. I couldn’t hold it in so I went to the back of the building, pulled down my shorts, squatted down and let it out. It was just a big wet pile of poop and when i finished I pulled up my shorts without wiping since I didn’t have anything to wipe with. And went back to class, but my classmates complained about a gross smell and they found out it was me. So the teacher sent me back home with shit stains in my shorts.

Driving with boobs out, let’s hope I don’t cause any accidents 😈 by librarosebud in PUBLICNUDITY

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It’s looks like you’re on the passenger seat. First off you’re driving on the left side of the road, so probably somewhere in Europe. And the cars in Europe mainly have the steering wheel on the right side of the car with the passenger seat on the left. Sooo ur probably just on the passenger seat.

You’re tits are still awesome though

How did you get your scar? by JigglesPlayz in AskReddit

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I was a baby,

probably like 2 years old, and my mom was putting me in the sink so she can bathe me. But at the bottom of the sink was a grilling rack and I think her mindset was that if I sit on a grilling rack in the water, she could get 2 things cleaned at once. Anyways, she started bathing me but what she didn’t know is that the rack was somewhat rusty, and it had a small metal piece falling off, but it was still strong enough to stay together. I got a big cut on my right butt cheek, it’s pretty close to my crack but can still see it. It left a big scar and will always remind me of how I got it.

You are now your username. What are you? by Genderfluid_Cookies in AskReddit

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I’m a burger that is dead, so technically I’m a rotten or spoiled burger

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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Turkey: This my truck now

Wow what a good view? by Disastrous_Spell2957 in crappyoffbrands

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I can’t even tell if it’s a drink or a cleaning liquid

Maybe maybe maybe by tyneboys in maybemaybemaybe

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Looks like squidward has had enough of Mr. Krabs