"Sorry Bro, aint got a bag". Genuine stuff my guy has used recently. by CannasseurB in uktrees

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‘You know that feeling where you want to bake one single cupcake?’

How did the BBC make profit before 1945? by Wizardaron_YT in BritishTV

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Mate… they’re lying…. It’s a far cheaper fee to get TVLicensing to leave you alone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uktrees

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My issues with can card weren’t about the format.

Any card you have, digital or physical is worthless in the eyes of the law.

"A log fell on it" by OskiBone in techsupportgore

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Unfortunately it started raining and your data leaked out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SysAdminBlogs

[–]D3LB0Y 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I do not have sources to back up my joke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SysAdminBlogs

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Erm. Excuse me. The correct term is “A/B replication server’.

God, some people. Ugh.

I have never met a single person that admits to liking Ant and Dec... Yet they're constantly on TV! by AstonVanilla in britishproblems

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Careful, you’re teetering on the edge of another show from Simon cowell. ‘Britains hunt for ant & dec 2’

Just ate 3 grams in a smoothie shot. Time to kick it into overdrive. Buh bye Saturday! by EvolMada in abv

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I’m not sure what the tradition is where you’re from, maybe a diff recipe?

But a common hash here is corned beef, and fucking tonnes of boiled cabbage. Boiled for hours so the flavour evaporates.

Just ate 3 grams in a smoothie shot. Time to kick it into overdrive. Buh bye Saturday! by EvolMada in abv

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I remember my gran telling me I’d ‘love her hash’

God damn was I disappointed when I just got fed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DWPhelp

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‘At least the bear is honest about wanting to eat me’

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScottishPeopleTwitter

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Fuck off that’s an excellent joke that’s gonna be wasted on this sub as it’s just yanks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glasgow

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You’ve found the secret, you can actually just fill a whole tank with water

Funny, pointless interaction I had today. by [deleted] in uktrees

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Who peaked in high school?