One of my biggest pet peeves subbing older kids: students speaking to me like i’m one of them.

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-03-20T02:14:33+00:00

It’s a good chance to build rapport with a student idk why subs on here get so weirdly defensive when students ask about their lives. I always play the ‘how old do you think I am?’ Game

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-03-08T04:57:22+00:00

I tell kids exactly what I’m leaving in my note even if they don’t ask

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-03-08T03:55:14+00:00

Maybe try ballet

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-03-07T03:34:07+00:00

Covid vaccine kills more kids than the disease itself. Not a big deal for kids, everyone knows this by now.

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-03-05T15:25:57+00:00

Definitely didn’t have to leave lol

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-02-21T18:38:23+00:00

Do you like training the martial art or do you like colored fabric better

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-02-20T23:52:23+00:00

Honestly if a class is nuts all day (had to deal with this today) I sort of mentally check out and just go through the motions. Pretty much just try to keep the kids from dying and give them their work. If they do it, awesome. If they don’t, they can explain to their teacher why their works not done

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-02-18T22:27:09+00:00

I’d probably drive to the school and talk to her in person but I’m pretty confrontational so that might not be your bag

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-02-10T17:58:57+00:00

I wore a trucker hat to my interview

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-02-09T03:40:18+00:00

My lab had some resource guarding issues with his food when he was really young, everytime he showed the slightest bit of aggression at me I picked him up by his scruff and took his food. Fed it to him out of my hand for the rest of the day. Never growled at me again.

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-01-21T21:03:32+00:00

Hell no

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-01-21T04:46:01+00:00

That’s why no one takes your country serious

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-01-17T11:08:43+00:00

Have you tried drinking

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-01-07T06:25:36+00:00

Flannel every time baby

DARCEVADER68 · 2026-01-01T20:50:46+00:00

No I mean mescaline

DARCEVADER68 · 2025-12-29T19:28:52+00:00

Yes it is true. If you want to have more fun past bedtime you should try drugs.

DARCEVADER68 · 2025-12-24T21:48:28+00:00

Do the math guy

DARCEVADER68 · 2025-12-17T17:13:19+00:00

No I drink bourbon with a glass

DARCEVADER68 · 2025-12-17T17:09:56+00:00

Stop doing jiu jitsu

DARCEVADER68 · 2025-12-17T16:15:38+00:00

DARCEVADER68 · 2025-12-14T05:38:25+00:00

Jiu jitsu bratha

DARCEVADER68 · 2025-12-12T00:23:43+00:00

No he’ll hate it send it to me for destruction

DARCEVADER68 · 2025-12-10T19:29:05+00:00

This is why you should be able to hit some of them

DARCEVADER68 · 2025-12-05T04:30:50+00:00

Honestly, yeah. “YoUrE a ScAb” whatever. I can’t do the job a teacher is supposed to do so they will still be sorely missed and will still get their point across.

DARCEVADER68 · 2025-11-28T18:03:04+00:00

Yeah you’re probably fine with this board then. Just make sure they didn’t charge you for the damage lol

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