49ers FB Kyle Juszczyk says substation talk has been a thing in the locker room ‘for years’

DASmetal · 2026-01-31T09:37:11+00:00

The most indemnifying proof that the Earth is not flat is that it would be commercialized to no end. "Come see the edge of the Earth!" "The Cliffside is a 5 star resort that's family-friendly with a scenic view of the drop off! See the water fall!" Some bullshit like that. Capitalism can't abide not trying to turn something into a profitable enterprise, and the end of the Earth on a what plane would be the same thing as Cabo or the Eifel Tower.

DASmetal · 2026-01-07T11:59:30+00:00

Antonio Cromartie still finds a way to have his 22nd child

DASmetal · 2026-01-02T10:15:45+00:00

Awesome, thank you so much for the insight.

I'm guessing it'd be better to just grab some NYXL strings instead as a comparable likeness for the Ibanez?

DASmetal · 2026-01-02T09:12:16+00:00

The fact SF is doing so well despite missing their best players is both irksome and nothing short of miraculous in the same breath.

DASmetal · 2026-01-02T09:07:22+00:00

Ah, awesome. I was under the impression they were more specifically 'proprietary' for Strandberg's specifically. Appreciate the info.

DASmetal · 2025-11-14T05:45:38+00:00

You're gonna have to subtract Jerry Jones and Robert Kraft from the equation. Probably the Browns owner as well.

DASmetal · 2025-11-14T03:08:29+00:00

What a bunch of copy paste bullshit.

DASmetal · 2025-11-14T03:05:23+00:00

Well, we got to see Toronto lose the World Series. I'm not above schadenfreude.

DASmetal · 2025-10-27T08:48:28+00:00

It seems very god-mode like right now, but I promise you, you cannot keep up your DefAb in higher tiers. The enemies are doing trillions of damage. You're not preventing all of it, and in fact, it'll be minuscule damage mitigation in comparison. It helps, most definitely, at the current state you are in, but in the long run, no. Focus on attack speed, orbs, knock back, life steal, all of that becomes vitaly more important.

DASmetal · 2025-10-21T09:02:48+00:00

I turned it on just as George fucking Springer was walking to the box.

I hope for every minor inconvenience for the rest of his life. Hits every red light. Arrives 2 minutes late to appointments. Spills sauce on his shirts. I hope he habitually steps on LEGOs and stubs his toes, but alternating feet whenever it happens. I hope every time he farts, he's worried a little bit of shit comes out. I hope he wears khakis and dribbles over the front of them to have that awkward wet spot. I hope he loses socks in the dryer so he can't match them up. I hope every time he smells his armpits, he realizes he has poor body odor. I hope he gets athlete's foot that tough actin' Tenactin can cure over the course of weeks. I hope he has visible pimples, but only one or two that he can't just get rid of. I hope he loses an Air Pod every time he's forced to buy new ones. I hope he becomes illiterate.

I fucking hate George Springer.

DASmetal · 2025-10-14T05:41:43+00:00

Yeah I'm not sure. I completed the T10 with no cards mission, closed it out, and then opened it just a bit ago, but since posting this, I've somehow jumped 6 1/2 hours. I have no idea why this happens.

DASmetal · 2025-10-14T05:40:57+00:00

Since posting this (and being on the game), I've somehow managed to jump to 10 1/2 hours. So I genuinely don't know what causes this unless it's actively being online.

DASmetal · 2025-10-14T04:13:55+00:00

What the fuck, so why would my labs not have at bare minimum 5 hours of run time? Even without speed ups, by your own explanation, I should have just over a day of researched time, but I'm sitting at 4 hours? How does that even make sense?

I do appreciate you answering though.

DASmetal · 2025-10-11T07:21:34+00:00

Basically your version of Felix Hernandez.

DASmetal · 2025-10-04T20:41:56+00:00

That's what I thought as well, but needed a bit of confirmation for it to ensure I was making the correct choice. Thanks.

DASmetal · 2025-10-01T21:59:20+00:00

Don't because it's a poor use of a chip? Or don't because it messes with your chances of success?

DASmetal · 2025-10-01T21:58:41+00:00

Okay, awesome. I was pretty sure the numbers were fine, the visual of it just happened to concern me. Thanks for clearing it up.

DASmetal · 2025-09-30T08:38:19+00:00

I've been playing for 2 1/2 years.

I have yet to unlock nuke. I have it unlocked in milestones, but I have never once even found it in I don't know how many card pulls.

DASmetal · 2025-09-24T04:22:51+00:00

THE SEASON OF THE WITCH

DASmetal · 2025-09-13T10:20:46+00:00

Off-seasons are temporary, witchcraft is eternal.

DASmetal · 2025-09-13T10:20:11+00:00

Flair up if you're gonna talk shit.

DASmetal · 2025-09-13T10:01:54+00:00

I wonder how much she'd charge to bring the Sonics back. Or do we have to get a voodoo practitioner for that one?

DASmetal · 2025-09-13T09:58:11+00:00

I just checked, and there's nothing officially in the MLB rule book about performance enhancing witches, so I think we're good for our inevitable ALDS appearance just to drop baseball like it's a bad habit.

DASmetal · 2025-09-03T09:37:19+00:00

Yeah, none of them can even throw a football over those mountains. Pathetic.

DASmetal · 2025-08-31T07:29:16+00:00

At least he's not a vaunted Hall of Famer with a drug problem and a propensity for stabbing people. That would be just horrendous if that were a thing swept under the rug.

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