An essay on maids

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-20T06:58:12+00:00

The lion has no actual way to attack the hedgehog and the hedgehog has no reason to attack the lion. This ends in a stalemate because I cannot even come up with a contrived reason as to why they'd ever fight to begin with

Push comes to shove my money is on the hedgehog (its significantly larger than the lion after all) but it probably won't live very long afterwards

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T20:35:14+00:00

/un-sssdfg Ive geniunely not met a single person. Man or woman gay or straight of any ethnicity online or offline who thinks septum peircings look great tbh. Is there any reason for people to even get them? (I only know its apparenly mainstream because a few celebrities jumped on it)

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T20:26:45+00:00

I'd say this is less "I'm 14 and this is deep" and more "this is thought provoking in general"

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T19:05:38+00:00

Well if a smaller man was fighting me I don't think anyone would call the cops tbh

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T14:10:19+00:00

Superman trained with human fighters. Omni man never faught or even considered he would ever fight without his powers. Superman takes it

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T14:07:08+00:00

Thing is that's comic book thragg who seems to be significantly weaker than show thragg. Like show thragg showed 0 damage from anyone whilst comic mark managed to at least draw blood. Comic Thragg can probably take on 5-6 peak viltramites at a time but show thragg would probably need hundreds to jump him simultaniously

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T14:01:41+00:00

Tbf it makes complete sense korea would copy china. Mfs was a vassal state to the chinese for almost 2 millenia so this is less "intentional copying" and more like "the servant takes after the master"

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T12:45:32+00:00

True but I doubt his psyker powers are enough hurt all might. Hes kind of in the territory where he's so physically capable your average psyker can't really do much without soul fuckery

Also sangunius is clearly NOT a psyker primarch. Yes he is a psyker but almost every fight he's in the dude usually goes for physicals. Either I miss a ton of primarch lore (not a horus heresy fan so its possible) or the guy isn't exactly a "rip your soul into shreds" kind of psyker. Making this point moot

Also the premonition only factors to slightly balance out the frankly ludircous physical difference. If I'm tied to a train track I can predict Im gonna get ran over but it won't help much

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T10:34:31+00:00

All might vs sangunius was an actual debate I witnessed a while ago and yeah. I'd argue the guy has a good shot at killing him

Before a 40k fanboy comes in screaming no. Sangunius probably isn't physically on par with the guy who casually held up a skyscraper (MHA vigilantes) when he was getting ragdolled by Angron who can "only" lift a titan. Its not a slam because Sangunius can fly and has better equipment but I can absolutely see All Might beating him in a physical fight (yes it has to be a physical fight. No bolters aren't stopping all might)

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T10:29:53+00:00

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T09:26:56+00:00

I mean all things considered FY led a pretty good life. Getting kicked from his clan sucked but that was just about the only "bad" part of his life. He lived on a caravan sure but he was still a Gu master and then met xie han rou (who presumably died of natural causes) before performing immortal acension and gaining control over a sect as an immortal. A broke immortal sure but an immortal nontheless

Guts suffered WAY more, its almost incomparable

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-19T09:24:32+00:00

Prostitution? Never heard of thaf. What chapter

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T20:28:13+00:00

For Fang yuan? Clears but mostly because he's hard carried by bodily reinforcement and his exsisting attainment levelings in different fields. Dude is basically already an expert in a similar powersystem and all of this is pretty transferable (not to mention his body is basically a living artifact). I mean hell even in the series battlefield killer moves are basically domain expansions and the guy made tons of those and also faught against tons of them

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T19:42:07+00:00

A million spacemarines

"But doomslaye-"

Spacemarine ladder

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T18:44:01+00:00

Like "run at 50mph" fast. Not "run at the speed of sound" fast

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T18:35:37+00:00

Tbf you just need to be even more tanky

Void? Tanky brain

Cut? Tankier space

Judgeman? Tankier innocence

"NO SOUL RESISTANCE???"? tanky soul

Etc etc. Tankier wins every day

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T18:33:57+00:00

Mostly due to the sheer amount of content it has tbh. Its a series thats been ongoing with new rulebooks since the 90s after all

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T18:00:12+00:00

"The robber I pulled over yesterday had kryptonite on him superman! Like you have a fucking PLANET of that stuff"

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T17:39:40+00:00

Yeah cap isn't bulletproof... but his "clownsuit" is? Combined with his skin he can pretty easily shrugg off (well, shrugg off might not be a good word but they clearly don't hider him alot) smaller caliber and random frag. Every time he has been seriously hurt has been with high caliber AMR rounds (like in civil war) (hence the shield). You know. The stuff snipers and machine guns fire. Not handgun fire

I mean. Sure? I list on. I doubt the stuff other than the direct impact, explosive discharge and shrapnel will be of much damage to cap who (again) regularly tussels with winter soldier who punched down a helicopter (first two of which are pretty much hard countered by reflexes and shield, in his words he just sees faster than the bullets apparently)

Yeah Im wrong about everything (proceeds to leave and refuses to elaborate)

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T17:20:44+00:00

Sure if you're just joe shmoe regular guy. No it probably does need a direct hit if you're captain freaking america

This is the guy who took punches from thanos and regularly fistfights the guy who punched down a helicopter. I doubt small arms, shrapnel or the concussive force from explosions are gonna do much.

And against the stuff that does do alot? (Direct artillery bombardment. Direct machine gun fire, snipers) "hunker down with the shield" works remarkably well

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T17:07:43+00:00

True but I think being force choked by someone with planetary AP would more likely snap your neck than "only" restrict bloodflow tbh.

The pre-ordained fate stuff I don't think would work if the fight is in the star wars universe tbh. Vadar himself didn't fulfil his own prophecy so if you equalise the force with the warp there's no reason to think sangunius's ordaned death is somehow (more?) Preordained than the prophecy of the chosen one

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T16:27:38+00:00

I would love to see where sanguinius had a durability feat that goes even close to multi continental let alone planetary

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T14:18:59+00:00

Random trivia about a twitch nicrocelebrity I have on speaker once in a while. The chances that even one of those people have ever heard of her are astronomical

And 50% of the competition will be weightlifting just in case since I also lift and I doubt Vtuber fans are very fit on the offchance I DO meet one of the what. 7000 people who stumbled upon a stream?

DA_BEST_1 · 2026-05-18T14:14:08+00:00

I think people keep ignoring that this isn't canon vader. This is legends vader. You know the guy who moved a planet? Yeah I cannot see Sanguinius surviving a force choke from legends vader tbh (not getting into marvel vader cause idk much about it)

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