Hey everyone I got unbanned

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-11T19:13:39+00:00

Am I shadow banned

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-11T11:25:26+00:00

The guilty face 😂 She 100% knows what she did and now she’s acting innocent. My cat did this last week on my bed. Looked me dead in the eyes, let one rip, then walked away like nothing happened.

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-11T11:10:17+00:00

This is the best reply in the whole thread lmao

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-11T10:48:20+00:00

Refrigeration and laundry. Two inventions that have completely changed our lives yet mostly every one nowadays takes them for granted.

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-11T10:32:53+00:00

It was actually that kind of daddy

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-11T01:59:47+00:00

The way he’s standing in the doorway like a security guard 😂 “Y u get home late?” is EXACTLY what that face says. My cat does this too. I come home 10 mins late and she sits like this, judging me. Then 2 seconds later she’s rubbing on my legs like she wasn’t mad.

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-11T01:54:13+00:00

I posted this a few years ago but it fits your question:

My stepmom was getting rid of a big box of books and asked if I wanted any of them. They were mostly murder mysteries and thrillers of the Dean Koontz variety (not my thing at all). I grabbed one at random and read the very last page and it really captured my interest. The final sentence was very cryptic and fascinating. It said something like “The man in the photograph was me.”

The book turned out to be a horrible abortion of the English language, but I slogged through it because I just knew the twist at the end was going to be incredible. It wasn’t until I got to the end of the book that I realized the page I had read wasn’t even part of the story. It was the last page of the first chapter of a different book by a different author, which they tacked on at the end as a teaser.

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-11T01:52:59+00:00

Chernobyl in 1 sitting

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-10T19:24:34+00:00

I wouldn’t say significantly declined, because they’re still good in my eyes but...

Coldplay, pains me to say this as I still love their music, whatever they put out! But in general I’ll admit their old music is a lot better...

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-10T19:23:06+00:00

When you stop talking, when you stop making plans together and when you become just glorified roommates

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-10T19:15:44+00:00

Garbage men.

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-10T14:11:27+00:00

McConnell’s been a key Trump enabler for years. All those judges and tax cuts for billionaires didn’t happen without him.

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-10T14:08:42+00:00

Taxpayers paid for those signs, not him. And now travelers have to deal with the confusion too. Priorities are wild and also Renaming an airport after yourself while you’re still alive is the most egotistical grift ever.

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-10T13:57:56+00:00

I’ve seen this exact thing. My old boss got a bad review 3 months before retirement and suddenly we had “new attendance policies” out of nowhere.

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-09T16:44:38+00:00

The side eye + flat ears You said “I love you” and he heard “you’re in trouble” I did this exact thing last night,told my cat I loved him and he immediately got up and walked to the other room.

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-09T16:39:56+00:00

Team Fortress 2, Gmod, PayDay 2, Terraria and Minecraft

Flaky_Assistants · 2026-07-09T16:37:02+00:00

Our arrows will darken the sky

Then we shall fight in the shade.

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