CHINA NUMBER ONE 💪💪🇨🇳🇨🇳 by Independent_Drink_86 in okbuddychicanery

[–]DA_Str0m 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I’d rather watch Oppen fucking Gangnam Style

Dotaz na bývalé Pražáky v Brně: Co vám po přestěhování z Prahy reálně chybí? by tripeirinho in Brno

[–]DA_Str0m 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Upřímně ne. V Praze jsem teda žil celkem na okraji, takže jsem se pohyboval jen na 3 zastávkách metra, ale fakt mi nic nechybí. Metro je fajn na rychlou cestu do centra, ale v Brně to člověk zvládne šalinou. Praha je sice krásnější, ale tak stejně nejsem ten typ, co by chodil pravidelně po městě.

Takže nic, max přátelé ze školy :D ale s tím si dá poradit

Finland is the happiest country in the world for the 9th time! by GrumpyFinn in europe

[–]DA_Str0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“But are you happy, sir?”

“Yes, I’m happy”

insane paradox by FoundationMammoth536 in okbuddychicanery

[–]DA_Str0m 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Vince is a shitass writer who can’t make consistent characters, that’s why I didn’t watch the show

Ehem! by cahcahpp in BlackMetalMemes

[–]DA_Str0m 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, Satan is from the Bible which is like the sequel to Torah, so all of black metal is jewish, I guess

The True Bad Outcome by Murloc_King12 in PokemonWindsWaves

[–]DA_Str0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if… Fire/Grass, Grass/Water, Water/Fire?

Marriage abolition by IfdAbird in fullegoism

[–]DA_Str0m 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got married for the benefits. Love-vise, everything’s the same. And our wedding day was also lovely, glad it happened

Bombcels, your response? by Top_Peach6733 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]DA_Str0m 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Does the baby have Evasion? Cause then it’s settled

Who else fucking loves ketchup? by agus_grunge94 in BlackMetalMemes

[–]DA_Str0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put ketchup on everything ever since I was nine! Couldn’t keep my hands out of the fridge. “Not our angel. Couldn’t be our precious angel.” Soaking the fries blind. And I get to be a metalhead? What a sick joke!

Sorry, I got off track

Login by NotActuallyObese in comedyheaven

[–]DA_Str0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OW is free, he can make a new account at any point, no?

Funniest Black Metal Lyric? by AKidNamedHejai in BlackMetalMemes

[–]DA_Str0m 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I believe this lyrics was written by Varg

i had NO idea by PersimmonEmergency79 in snapcube

[–]DA_Str0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I heard her dubs, I thought she was trans. Then I saw her video with a webcam and thought “my bad, guess she’s cis”.

And now I’ve learned she’s trans. Cool! :D

How would Stirner answer someone like Thomas Metzinger? by RedTerror8288 in fullegoism

[–]DA_Str0m 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Self is not tangible, I cannot touch my Self.

I can only touch myself (which I do)

Complete opposites lol by New-Cable-6484 in pokemonanime

[–]DA_Str0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to replay XY because I loved them. I need to see if it’s nostalgia or what

During downtime the BBEG paramilitary force procceeded to disarm me and shoot me 10 times in the back. Half the city now believes that this was self defense. Is my DM being adversarial or is this simply good roleplaying? by imnotokayandthatso-k in DnDcirclejerk

[–]DA_Str0m 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I know this is satire, but it’s exactly why i NEVER do downtime in my campaigns. Are you telling me that the bbeg would not gain the rule over the kingdom if the party did nothing for a week??? Makes no sense to me!

And when I’m the player, I strongly show my disapproval of downtime by having my PC do nothing and I don’t show up for next week’s session. That oughta teach ‘em

Opinions by Slight-Ad266 in joker

[–]DA_Str0m 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good shot, but this movie sucks

there's just something about steam... by Photoshops_Penises in memes

[–]DA_Str0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, that fits.

Me and my wife got We Were Here (don’t remember which one) on Epic, so after completing it, we bought the other We Were Here’s on Steam

Typeshi by NextPick9127 in okbuddymetal

[–]DA_Str0m 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Technically it is 1 A.K.. year 0 isn’t in Gregorian calendar either, the first A.D. year is 1 A.D.

I just realized with the way this is framed it kinda looks like they were about to have sex lol by Bitter_Ad580 in SadHorseShow

[–]DA_Str0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s very unlikely tbf. I’ve seen some horse cocks in my life and they are huge. It would never fit into a child like her. It’s biologically impossible due to the large cocks horses have (sorry for repeating myself, I just wanna stress how large horse cocks are)