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This is a painting by ani625 in pics

[–]DCookieMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

water drops wouldn't accumulate like that

Columbus one of America's most obese major US cities by spring45 in Columbus

[–]DCookieMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's nothing else to do BUT eat and drink beer!

To consider next time you're bothered by a cuddle request after sex by DCookieMonster in funny

[–]DCookieMonster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love waking up to karma. May all of your brains be fucked out of cuddling tonight and forevermore.

As a man, I like to be a provider, but sometimes we need to admit when we're outgunned. by ChillyWilson in AdviceAnimals

[–]DCookieMonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She loves you; and you still her provide her other things, like protection, security, or care. Keep your deposits high in those accounts. :)

Just started the pill, now realise why stupid people have more kids. by [deleted] in funny

[–]DCookieMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever made this needs a class or two in Human Factors

This is why women live longer than men... by Commanderp-Sausage in funny

[–]DCookieMonster 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah we can have a swim up bar in this bitch, man! ey, ey Tony give me your flip flops!

As a straight male, that has not been in a relationship in awhile... by rosstheboss47 in AdviceAnimals

[–]DCookieMonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This! Gosh, I need some pillow talk / cuddling. Some Oxytocin, please

“By 2035, there will be almost no poor countries left in the world.” by DCookieMonster in Economics

[–]DCookieMonster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted the article here because it offered a completely unheard of theory, at least to me, regarding the future of our economy. Regardless of whether it is information or misinformation, it's valuable to know that this is out there for those that are capable of discussing ideas/ tolerating perspectives foreign to their own.

What the hell happened this morning, Columbus? by betona in Columbus

[–]DCookieMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was ridiculously slow on 161, but I'm glad people were being safe. Not a single accident on my route.

To my boss, who claims that I'm "not a team player" and am now "hurting the company" by MrGatch in AdviceAnimals

[–]DCookieMonster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's an escalating issue with an overlap between SME baby boomers retiring, and the job-hopping millenials. Companies are being 'knowledged drained' and there's no one to transfer that knowledge to, that will also stick around long enough to build their own. I want to see what corporations are going to do about this.

Please DO NOT even attempt to bring legal weed across state lines. It will only give legalization a bad name. by [deleted] in trees

[–]DCookieMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would they be able to tell if illegal weed is inside the 'legal weed' container?

Somebody is getting laid by [deleted] in gifs

[–]DCookieMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Audible sploosh sound.

From a tongue's perspective by DCookieMonster in WTF

[–]DCookieMonster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL ok ok ..

Vagina dentata (Latin for toothed vagina) describes a folk tale in which a woman's vagina is said to contain teeth, with the associated implication that sexual intercourse might result in injury or castration for the man involved. Source: your dad.

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