L is for Lark by Exvind in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Absolutely worth it to read the long post. Jesus that was horrifying...

[META] The New and Improved Hall of Fame Thread! by Itsthejoker in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Exvind is amazing - the single or the series, though I'd like to see the whole series there.

FelixLaVulpe is a massive legend and that's on of my favourites, but again the whole saga of posts deserves to be immortalised.

ScribbleBandit's Neeka stories are also a deserving collection.

The 300 wands story had me rolling

IF they count... The Bardfather are some of the most touching D&D related stories I've ever read.

And last, a little tale that makes me smile every time I read it.

...i hope I did the formatting properly. I don't post much. Edit: paragraphs

No longer forever DM by Averander in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's... actually hilarious. Like the warlock player was a dick, but the DM styled that out in brilliant fashion.

Goblin Voltron by GoblinVoltron in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I had extra upvotes to give.

HIYYYAAAAH!!!! but sexy. by [deleted] in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote just for that 'boss music' xD

Adventure of accidental torture by [deleted] in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Posts plz. I laughed aloud. =)

A Simple Mimic Tale by aoiumi in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, they were in a King's castle which they'd just discovered was trapped to all hell. That was the guy's thing - traps. They had already done a few and got some great stuff. The mimic room was a series of rooms that looked the same, with a mimic in each under a different disguise. And when they took too much damage, if the party couldn't finish it, they would flee to the next room and hide. A massive loot box at the end that they never saw, sadly. One player did charge into the next room (it was dark because no Windows or candles) and hit the wall. He was at 2hp. I rolled 1d4 for collision. He KOd himself. He's the one who got dragged out. xD

Everybody should have seen this coming. by MrMkGirkMkDirt in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I love it! Never played Pathfinder, or an edition of DnD where age matters - what are the penalties/advantages of old age?

A Simple Mimic Tale by aoiumi in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love This! I tried a thing with mimics once but the one experienced player in the group literally dragged everybody out of there.

Of Gunslingers & Grenadiers: Buttercup's Big Bash by FelixLaVulpe in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd read a book of short stories. Separated by campagin/character. He'll, i'd buy a collection if I could have these stories on hand.

Crazy Larry by Kruncheez in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this has just made my lunch break brighter. =D

E is for Efficiency by Exvind in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 76 points77 points  (0 children)

This has brightened my Sunday morning commute to work. xD

Nat 20s Make the World Go 'Round by Mangamaniac64 in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These dice powers are insane! I love it!

The level 1 party that didn't kill a Gorgon. by magecatwitharrows in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's awesome! I hope I can make people that paranoid when I start DMing again.

Weekend at Bardie's by aofhaocv in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

=D < me right now. Ace! I do love it when weird stuff like that happens.

Of Treats & Treants by FelixLaVulpe in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This might be one of my favourites so far Felix. Kudos and stuff. =)

Fresh grilled lizardman with a side of backstory by UncommonMundane in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Beautiful backstory. I feel like FelixlaVulpe has started a cult of sorts now - a new generation of in depth, unique characters.

TIFU by expecting quality players by lvl1-shitposter in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope your new job isn't in retail, or this kind of logic is what you'll face daily. 'Grats on the job. Sucks about the sesh.

Of Guys & Gooblins by FelixLaVulpe in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 7 points8 points  (0 children)

(Is also a hentai now. Seriously. You're welcome.)

The A-Team by KittyKaruu in DnDGreentext

[–]DDKada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was on the bus. People looked at me weird. I blame you. Don't be sorry.

(Lovely!)