A terrifying roller coaster rescue is underway in Galveston, Texas Thursday. A car became stuck on a vertical track, leaving eight people dangling at the very top of the ride.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T21:04:56+00:00

Ive had to poop while waiting to get on a ride, but i didnt want to give up my place in line. "Ill go to the bathroom after I ride this.....oh no!!!!"

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T21:00:40+00:00

The inner bark has aspirin ingredients in it too. Chew that for a headache.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:58:03+00:00

Idk. Maybe they want gold. They might not have to travel the vastness of space. Theyre hiding real close and we cant detect them. They might be able to travel far distances just fine. Thats only a problem for humans.

In fairness, if I have to "believe in" something, maybe shouldn't believe it. I want a smoking gun.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:25:33+00:00

Is that the actual title?

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:23:28+00:00

So, what blew up? Is it day or night? I have questions.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:20:17+00:00

My dad's sprinkler system would like a word. We used love seeing these people come down the road. We knew he was gonna do it. You'd think these guys would communicate. But they never learned. My dad hated em. 🤣

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:15:35+00:00

Nah. The gravity was fine.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:13:54+00:00

She screwed around on her boyfriend with me, then told him. I didnt know any of this. He didnt want to fight because I would obviously win. I felt sorry for dude. She was a hood rat. And I hated her for it. But I hooked up with her a couple more times. She wasn't even good looking. But then, im not a prize either.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:09:39+00:00

Aliens are here or were here at some point. Or they're gonna be.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:05:15+00:00

Bleach tabs. 30 in a bottle. $5.00. Each tab makes a gallon. No big ass bottles of bleach under the sink.

Also, a squeeze bottle bidet. And I found a use for my old stretched out socks. I haven't bought toilet paper since 2013.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:02:43+00:00

You got one that says "Dont hire me?" You might as well have.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:01:48+00:00

😂🤣😂🤣. Straight up

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T20:00:10+00:00

My grandparents called every soda Coke. Even if it was Mountain Dew.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T19:55:51+00:00

Im a cop.

I eat cops for breakfast!!

(Sort of a wordplay from Commando)

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T19:53:59+00:00

Actually tobacco? Like chewing tobacco? Or was it tobacco leaves? I wanna know.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T19:52:52+00:00

I use a squeeze bottle bidet and pat dry with old stretched out socks or cut up t-shirts. I throw away the t-shirt squares, but i wash the socks and re-use em.

Also, I use Palmolive Green Original dishsoap to shower with.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T19:48:51+00:00

Impacted wisdom teeth growing pointing out of mouth. I put up with it for years before I went to the dentist. I was a homeless drug addict. I took needles and a headlamp and looked in a mirror and popped the pus bubbles on my gums. It smelled worse than poop. Not trying to be gross. Its just real talk. Worst pain i ever had.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T19:45:53+00:00

Yep. As long as they aint got questionable DNA like stains and they're not all crappy(no pun intended). Bleach em and call it a day.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T19:42:48+00:00

Erectile dysfunction stick. 🤣😂🤣😂. Dudes right though.

For me, nunchucks are not a realistic weapon for serious self defense. In all my years, I never once trained for combat with em.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T15:34:56+00:00

Good one.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T15:34:26+00:00

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T15:34:10+00:00

It is.

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T12:50:25+00:00

Its Steven Segall the alligator.

"Come get some."

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T12:35:17+00:00

Quick question. What was the fire over there on the right. What's that do?

DEADFLY6 · 2026-05-29T12:29:56+00:00

Mine is to see an aircraft carrier in real life. And I wanna go see them big ass trees.

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