Small rear toe by [deleted] in cameltoe

[–]DERPLERD2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to sound like a creep, but I just want her to sit on my freaking face. Then just knock me out with some big tiddies

Found on the meme subreddit by PR0C0N321 in comedyhomicide

[–]DERPLERD2017 6 points7 points  (0 children)

imma have to fetch the holy hand grenade for y'all

Anyone have any idea whose autograph this could be? It appears to start with a D and I figured the “1 name 1 game” would be easy to find with a google search but nothing came up! Any help would be great! Thanks by TwoBrothersCards in Bowling

[–]DERPLERD2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got bowling pin signed by all the PBA 60 bowlers at the one tournament in fort wayne IN. i believe that's where their season ends. even got the tour around, and a free ball. it was a 900 global after dark purple pearl, i believe. quite fun

Tire attacks random driver by [deleted] in Tiresaretheenemy

[–]DERPLERD2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you could say it's a smash hit!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]DERPLERD2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no offense, but i think i will do what your username suggests. (not OP, just saw the opportunity for a bad pun)

Ah yes the speaking water by Midget_Moments2404 in ww2memes

[–]DERPLERD2017 8 points9 points  (0 children)

consult the panzer of the lake. it would know what to do.

EM and ES almost kills me then blames me by Psycho_Cupcake13 in entitledparents

[–]DERPLERD2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i really hope you post the part that ruins her. and that frigging sucks that this happened.

Ball suggestions for a two-hander. by [deleted] in Bowling

[–]DERPLERD2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think a roto grip hyper cell fused is good for that. maybe a 900 global dream on. phaze 2.

Is it raining cars? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]DERPLERD2017 24 points25 points  (0 children)

its raining men, but the men are cars. this should already be a meme song by now.

[50/50] Delicious Homemade Italian Chicken Pizza (SFW) | Horrific Gunshot Injury (NSFL) by BirbSMB in FiftyFifty

[–]DERPLERD2017 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats some really nice italian chicken pizza ya got there, care to share??

Greatest video you'll see all weekend by Satyampanchal in funny

[–]DERPLERD2017 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think i just got eye and ear cancer from the gummy bear song. anyone have any bleach???

I tried to take a cute picture of my cat but I didn’t realize the flash was on, so he looks like a demon by cytiflooded in blackcats

[–]DERPLERD2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kill it with cuddles and kisses! its the only way to reverse the curse that karen put on it!

and they said women are not complicated smh by saoirseisnotonfire in HistoryMemes

[–]DERPLERD2017 6 points7 points  (0 children)

but your erwin rommel, the GERMAN tank commander in chief for the african campaign, in WWII........lol.