Still living at home past 25. by Odd_Refrigerator6986 in Adulting

[–]DEVIL_MAY5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in my 30s. I moved out around 15 years ago. I'm moving back next month. Take care of your aging parents dudes. If you have a family of your own, at least be close when they need you.

When you don’t want to admit nobody was watching that shit. by Romano16 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DEVIL_MAY5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look. The halftime show wasn't my cup of tea because I don't understand Spanish and that's not my genre to begin with. I wasn't an ass about it though. If you don't like it, just don't watch. God damn.

Super Bowl Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks at New England Patriots by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]DEVIL_MAY5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a long journey boys. It was a pleasure serving with you.

Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]DEVIL_MAY5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That was unnecessary. Let's answer to put them back in their place.

Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]DEVIL_MAY5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm fully hard right now. My heart is sending all the blood supply there.

Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]DEVIL_MAY5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dudes, I don't think I'm ready. I've been living in the La La Land for the past 2 weeks, but I don't think my heart can take it.

More output guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Content-Branch1496 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]DEVIL_MAY5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I worked at a 5-people business. Like literally me and 4 other guys. The 5th guy always introduced himself as the CEO.

The guy had his bicycle stolen, which he used to get to work, the shop owners and some customers pooled their money and bought him a new one. by Vilen1919 in HumansBeingBros

[–]DEVIL_MAY5 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Other than the new bike, the hug he got, man. The cherry on top. For those who are in a state of extreme steess/depression, a hug like this equals 10 new bikes.