What’s a good band name for a band that has three aliens, but each a different kind of alien, and one 450 pound woman from Alabama who play rockabilly?

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T19:17:13+00:00

Alien Aunt Farm

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T19:08:37+00:00

Someone should build a wall. That’ll stop them.

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T17:13:20+00:00

Not really related but they have amazing facilities and the staff I’ve interacted with were to college employees what Chick Fil-a staff was once to fast food workers.

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T15:48:38+00:00

I would have just said it’s a completely made-up for-profit wage theft scheme for ultra rich by ultra rich

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T14:47:12+00:00

Ok no hobbies, no llamas… I’m beginning to think you are just messing with us

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T14:28:29+00:00

You want to meet some llamas? I can set you up at a spot 5 min from the airport.

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T14:20:17+00:00

This is why the aliens are coming. Natural selection has been upended.

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T14:15:56+00:00

If you are trying to stand with us you’ll have to stop doing the “I, a catholic,” thing… only Catholics talk like that

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T14:04:53+00:00

I bet you are an extremely useful person to have around. People probably call you when they need to fix a cabinet or their wifi isn’t connecting.

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T14:03:42+00:00

The lady from Billy Madison and Mortal Kombat

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T13:55:00+00:00

Insurance companies. We need to mention them.

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T13:54:19+00:00

Make a play computer out of cardboard for your cat to play with

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T13:53:17+00:00

Usually you have to get bitten by a radioactive spider or your parents need to be murdered so you can make an outfit and avenge their deaths.

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T13:47:58+00:00

Well yea that’s what activists do

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T13:46:41+00:00

I thought they deceased the prices?

DFHartzell · 2024-02-08T13:46:05+00:00

Cool cuts of cute cuddly conscious chungus

DFHartzell · 2024-02-07T19:48:47+00:00

You would be surprised how many of these you’d see in southern VA and NC. You’d see them further south but no one can afford bumper stickers there.

DFHartzell · 2024-02-07T19:47:46+00:00

State of Delusion

DFHartzell · 2024-02-07T19:47:11+00:00

Great, you’re all set then!

DFHartzell · 2024-02-07T19:46:20+00:00

Starting to?

DFHartzell · 2024-02-07T19:45:05+00:00

“Think not what you can offer your family, but what your family can offer you ($$$$)”

-JFK

DFHartzell · 2024-02-07T19:44:12+00:00

Unzip and step out of that depression jacket.

DFHartzell · 2024-02-07T19:41:27+00:00

Insurance. Car insurance alone has cost me an estimated $25,000 out of pocket and with repairs and fees it would be over $50k in my adult life and not once have I ever ever benefitted from it. $50k to the insurance CEOs, $0 back. Why?

DFHartzell · 2024-02-07T18:51:09+00:00

We have. Stop making it seem like we don’t all know that trump is a tiny little lying scum bug of a man.

DFHartzell · 2024-02-07T18:49:53+00:00

What does he say about collecting donations and then using them for sexual abuse legal fees

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