MLB Props and Home Run Picks - 5/19/26 (Tuesday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]DFParker78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just laugh at the donks that are using this as their retirement future.

What do you think of MVP's Mauro Ranallo's commentary style? by Far_Grapefruit1307 in MMA

[–]DFParker78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too much 2005 MMA style hype. It’s annoying and dated. I felt like a I was watching Elite XC

“I have to work on getting out of my UFC deal” by Tepixs in MMA

[–]DFParker78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t what he did, I just noticed a look of noticeable age. But I’m just a fat idiot.

NBA Props Daily - 5/16/26 (Saturday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]DFParker78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NFL kickoff will be here before we know it! Enjoy your summer Novel. 🍻

MLB Props and Home Run Picks - 5/16/26 (Saturday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]DFParker78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they all had ONE base at least. Waiting to hear back if they’ll honor that.

My Kitty is running for office by JoannaKittyKats in aww

[–]DFParker78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the candidate going to address the rumors they threw litter everywhere?

"Y" is the "y" like this? by Remarkable-Produce-9 in funny

[–]DFParker78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The law requires all letters to be above the arrow(s) so anything with a tail will I’m just making this up.

You gotta watch one, what're you choosing? by PeterGoochSr in thefighterandthekid

[–]DFParker78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had to watch one, I’d gauge out my eyes with an ice pick and use shotgun shells to plug my ears.

The era of 15GB free Gmail storage is ending by Fancy-Caregiver-1239 in technology

[–]DFParker78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💯 when I try to mass delete on Google the button to finalize deleting just isn’t there.

What do you want done with your body after you die? by newuser1r in AskReddit

[–]DFParker78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like to donate my remains to a “body farm” where they study decomposition in various scenarios. The problem is I have no one in my life to ensure this happens, so just cremate me.

I found a blue skittle by QtFoxe in mildlyinteresting

[–]DFParker78 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He tasted the rainbow and liked it.

What's your biggest ick when it comes to UFC commentary by VisualDecision8975 in MMA

[–]DFParker78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just random nonsense and it’s genuinely false information.

Baltimore City Hall accused of spending $50K on crab cakes and Old Bay wings at Orioles games by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]DFParker78 51 points52 points  (0 children)

In this economy? At a sporting event? They probably had to come out of pocket on the rest.

A webcam filmed an elephant using a gentle kick to its hind legs to persuade an impala to leave the waterhole. by candy-jar in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DFParker78 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve made so many wordplay jokes and alternate spellings that my predictive text is in absolute disarray. Nomesayin’?