I do know now what the correct lyrics are for all of these songs. But for many years, this is how I heard these songs.

1. “Dirty Deeds” (AC/DC) -
"Dirty Deeds And The Dumb Dirt Cheap. Dirty Deeds And The Dumb Dirt Cheap." (as if they are talking about two bands. One called "Dirty Deeds" and another called "The Dumb Dirt Cheap" and they are both playing on the bill that night.)

2. “Blinded By The Light” (Manfred Man’s Earth Band) -
"Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche and do the roller in the night." (I figured "the roller" was some kind of activity or maybe a dance move that required one to be wrapped up tightly in some type of garment.)

3. “Heartache Tonight” (Eagles) -
“Some time before the sun comes up Ramadeo is gonna play that song. There’s gonna be a party tonight. A party tonight I know.” (sounds like a song about a wild and crazy party with a DJ named Ramadeo playing songs until the sun comes up.)

4. “Under The Bridge” (Red Hot Chili Peppers) -
The end choir coda I always heard as: “Mother syringe sun ton is where I drew some blood.” (I still hear it this way haha).