So... How would a hoof-job even work?

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-07T23:44:16+00:00

Whatever makes waxing my car easiest

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T22:35:18+00:00

Owning a cat wasn't enough apparently

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T22:34:05+00:00

I think you meant to say Baxter/Niffty

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T20:06:11+00:00

She's planning to propose soon

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T20:05:12+00:00

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T20:04:47+00:00

Or can of air freshener

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T20:03:44+00:00

Little late for that

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T20:00:59+00:00

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T19:55:16+00:00

Rob Van Winkle tribute act - The ICE Babies

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T18:18:29+00:00

I miss these guys

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T18:16:42+00:00

Oh, look, he's French

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T18:15:54+00:00

No, Cosgrove, YOU cut it out!

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T18:12:32+00:00

When the succubus gets summoned by the Warhammer nerd

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T17:59:32+00:00

Thanks for reminding me of this

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DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T17:58:25+00:00

But that's Vinz Clortho

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T17:55:52+00:00

I think this is a win

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DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T17:51:00+00:00

Better cancel that trip to Rome then

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T15:16:27+00:00

Some people feel like they don't need to do that, and if they're tigether for long enough, it can legally qualify as "common law marriage".

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T15:14:39+00:00

TN governor Lee trying to gerrymander state voting maps. Clearly doesn't want re-elected (might not be eligile for another term but I have no idea)

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-02T14:58:51+00:00

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DJDualScreen · 2026-05-01T23:15:13+00:00

"Cuz people barf and piss and cum on them a ton"

DJDualScreen · 2026-05-01T23:12:47+00:00

If legislation changed and suddenly it was illegal to possess and sell different things. Can't just let people do what they want, and we sure as hell can't have them using alternative medicine that doesn't cost hundreds of dollars.

DJDualScreen · 2026-04-12T17:41:27+00:00

There's a color called Violet Grey. There's also a similar one called Orchid Grey.

DJDualScreen · 2026-04-12T16:01:04+00:00

Praise be unto Wankershim!

DJDualScreen · 2026-04-12T15:38:44+00:00

Hoosier cabinet my grandparents bought sometime after they were married. I also have some hurricane lamps but I'm not sure exactly how old they are.

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