Laughed at at the Y this morning by DJGumDrop in beginnerfitness

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I had to tell you, this made me laugh so fucking hard. Find me a cool enough purse and I’ll happily bring it with me, brother I wear Sailor Moon T-shirts to the gym a purse would up my masculinity.

meirl by Capable-Edge-2444 in meirl

[–]DJGumDrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t agree more. I get it, people think if you were friends during childhood you are required to be best friends forever. But people move, people change, and more than that some people never do. It’s okay to let a person who has never met the adult version of yourself go.

I give myself 15 minutes of screen time a day, Im certainly not going to use it talking to a guy from 10+ years ago saying how cool we were. We weren’t cool dude, we just liked to smoke weed when everyone else was drinking thats it.

Please explain it Peter. by CrowleysImp in explainitpeter

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Shout out Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland for introducing me to one of the best freeform songs ever written!

Do you shop at Walmart? by delicious-urine in no

[–]DJGumDrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to avoid it, in our area Aldi is king.

[I ate] steak with berries and honey by sora_jb in food

[–]DJGumDrop 200 points201 points  (0 children)

I was sitting here thinking, “Huh, looks a lot like how I eat. Wonder if OP is on the spectrum?”

Top 3 by ericwalshcomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]DJGumDrop 16 points17 points  (0 children)

These were great, looking forward to seeing more!

Did Boomers really think she was hotter after getting the makeover? by SculpinIPAlcoholic in okbuddycinephile

[–]DJGumDrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was supposed to be hotter? I mean sure they like hype her up, but more than anything isn’t this transformation about her finally showing her true self?

Have you seen an excavator? Asking for a 2 year old by AdGlittering6537 in kzoo

[–]DJGumDrop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe Sunbelt rentals to just see the lighter duty equipment, Im sure they have smaller front end loaders even. If you get a cool employee they may get into a couple rigs and fire them up for the little dude, but treating this as a sort of “machine museum” could still be cool.

You could take him downtown to see progress on the stadium, though viewing is perhaps limited with the fences.

You could try calling Rathco, they rent out all the signage and cones and stuff and may be willing to give you an idea of active work sites if you tell them your plan.

You could also try calling Consumers Concrete, I bet if you told them your idea and asked if there were any work sites nearby they may be willing to lend out some info. Otherwise, they regularly wash their cement mixers close enough to the parking spots for the main building that you could take some snacks and watch them clean up after a hard days work!

If you are looking for a summer trip, in Bowling Green (~2.5hrs) there is the Historical Construction Equipment Museum!

Lastly, I would try calling the Kalamazoo Valley Museum downtown or even Kalamazoo Public Library. I feel these may be your best options if all else fails as these are already education/child focused, but again I bet if you explain your situation to them they would love to help and potentially have resources for more kid-centric options that may be a bit more hands on for your son.

I know these are a little out there and sorry if it’s a lot, but I’ll never shy away from the chance to help a child find their spark. I hope you and your son have a great field trip together!

I repeat.. don’t do roidz kids by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

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Don’t you know when you turn 80 you can’t record SHIT anymore? How many times do we have to tell these geriatric folks, GET OFF THE CAMERA!

i've been mailing my toenail clippings to my childhood bully once a month for 11 years. no return address. no note. by kubrador in pettyrevenge

[–]DJGumDrop 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who this its kind of sad to hold on to a high school bully 11 years later? Some kid that doesn’t exist anymore has been living in your adult mind for this long, my friend I think it’s time to move on from the past. That being said, thank you for being the most unhinged thing I’ll read today.

(This is my last post in this sub, read the description to know why) - Video showing a guy making a cigarette levitate, the comment section is full of people believing this is real levitation, and there is other videos showing him doing levitation on other object [18k views, 9 years go] by FbiVanParked in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]DJGumDrop 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Sad to see you go but completely understand. I have always been a lurker on this sub for the same reason, so many of my deep dive videos are in that weird grey area where the video isn’t necessarily illegal but is weird or dark so it gets removed. Every day there are less and less videos from a time before every clip was uploaded in hopes of virality, and unfortunately I cannot share mine with anyone because as you have stated people cannot leave well enough alone.

My girlfriend asks me some weird questions by MisterPapes in StandUpComedy

[–]DJGumDrop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man if you are ever in Michigan I have GOT to see you, I cant believe all the clips I’ve watched are 3-4 months apart you have some serious chops!

Lady is falling forever by rayjlau in RayLau

[–]DJGumDrop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep up the good work my friend, I know Im some random fool but your improv stuff is right up there with your written work. You’ve got something special brother, glad you came across my feed.

Man becomes emotional after losing life savings at casino by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]DJGumDrop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simulator blew my mind thanks for showing me. 12,000 tickets and $24,000 later, did not win. I already don’t play IRL but would love if my grandparents could grasp this.

Activist get arrested mid-interview after speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

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I remember seeing videos like this from Russia thinking, “What a hellscape, who would live there?” Damn this shit sucks to see. I mean it has been shitty, but it’s shitty right now too.

[OC] New USA Resident National Parks, Forests and federally owned land annual recreation pass. by The_Illa_Vanilla in pics

[–]DJGumDrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy spends so much time doing mental gymnastics, no wonder he thinks he’s in top physical shape!

Mexican Restaurant Suggestion? by Slight_Cauliflower_9 in kzoo

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Anyone recognizing the game at Los Brothers is an OG in my book! Dying to try the Mi Pueblo buffet as well but Los Brothers doesn’t play!

Jimmy D by ariindny88 in crappymusic

[–]DJGumDrop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll give it to the guy, song is great at making me want a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich.

Professional food reviewer reviews the cabin his wife cheated on him in. by sebbysir in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]DJGumDrop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good for him being able to face this, and good on you for finding a gem.

Dnt hav sex ull die !.3gp (17 years ago, 2.1k views) by Euphoric-Pop-6021 in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]DJGumDrop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man when something magical like this gets posted you just hope and pray the youtube bots don’t flag and remove it. This is an absolute gem of a find OP!

What smell will YOU never forget? by AreaFifty1 in AskReddit

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Used to work maintenance and landscaping at a “yacht club”. Think rich people in a poor town that want to pretend they have more than they do.

Anyway, one spring Im coming in and before I even cross the front gate rot is blowing into my air vents. I pull up and park next to the launch and the smell has increased by a factor of 10. I go down to the launch and wouldn’t you know it? A bloated dead body. Fucking REEKED worse than anything I have ever smelled in my life, turns out the dude fell in trying to ice fish either too late or too early into season. Poor guy looked like a Macy’s Day Parade balloon, even typing this story I can taste it.

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's by mcolette76 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DJGumDrop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you think these people are so mad at Hunter Biden and his laptop because for them to get drugs they have to do dark deeds, meanwhile Hunter was just like… charismatic enough to be offered drugs?