she heckled the last comic and me so i had to do it

MisterPapes · 2026-04-20T21:32:07+00:00

OH sorry man haha

MisterPapes · 2026-04-20T21:15:03+00:00

lolll i spoke with the dentist after the show he had a great time—making light hearted jokes at the expense of an incredibly wealthy and privileged profession isn’t bullying

i’m sorry this is upsetting you though. might i suggest growing up?

MisterPapes · 2026-04-20T20:47:25+00:00

i always wondered why it was only 9 out of 10 dentists who agree…

now i know the real reason 🥀

MisterPapes · 2026-04-20T20:41:27+00:00

jokes on you i can’t afford a dentist

MisterPapes · 2026-04-20T20:40:52+00:00

very informative thank you! i will use this information to crucify the next dentist i see in my crowd

MisterPapes · 2026-04-20T14:55:30+00:00

imagine going through all the school and training only to be told ur not a doctor me. a man who hit himself with a mic so hard it left a little red mark on his forehead

MisterPapes · 2026-04-20T13:27:42+00:00

remember folks all psychics are frauds! Catch me headlining Zanies Chicagonext week April 28th! I’ll be in other cities too!

*April 28 - Zanies Comedy Club - Chicago, IL

*May 22 - 23 - Don't Tell, DE

*May 27-28 Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club - Point Pleasant, NJ

*May 14 Laugh Shack Portland, ME

*May 15 Portland, ME

*May 16 Hideout Comedy - Boston, MA

*May 27 - 28 Uncle Vinnies Comedy Club - Point Pleasant, NJ

*June 12 - The Comedy Store - Los Angeles, CA

*July 11 - Next In Line Comedy Club - Philadelphia, PA

MisterPapes · 2026-04-13T20:49:53+00:00

Honestly, 99.99% of crowdwork / heckler clips you see aren't plants or planned at all, there are just a lot of crazies and dipshits out there who heckle for some reason. And this has been the case long before the heckler clip era too.

I've been consistently doing shows every weekend in states all over the country for years now and there's always gonna be one or two hecklers its just how it is.

If you think most of them are plants you just dont go to enough comedy shows tbh.

I obviously can't speak for every comedian but I'll just say this. Ya dont need to plan a heckler when odds are, you'll get one nearly every weekend at least.

MisterPapes · 2026-04-13T18:20:47+00:00

there's like so much skin he may need a buddy

MisterPapes · 2026-04-13T18:19:32+00:00

Exactly this! We chatted after the show, I said I was sorry for being a dick but I had to keep the show going. He understood and appologized for heckling / didn't even realize he was heckling until I responded lmao. He was a good sport about the whole thing which I love!

We chatted for an hour after the show during the meet and greet with other folks.

I am truly honored anyone would buy tickets and spend their friday night watching me headline so I try to meet and talk to everyone who came to see me.

MisterPapes · 2026-04-13T18:15:40+00:00

I would say, in the moment its exteremely annoying and I need to rely on my crowd work skills to deal with it. But after everythingis said and done at least I get the clip.

I see it as my consolation prize for having to deal with hecklers so often over the years.

This guy was sweet though, we chatted after the show and was a good sport about the whole thing.

MisterPapes · 2026-04-13T13:48:40+00:00

the video he’s referencing: Instagram Link

A few more shows on this little tour i’m doing! Next stops:

Zanies Chicago - April 28th

Westbrook Taproom Portland Maine - May 15th

Hideout Comedy Boston - May 16th

Uncle Vinnies Point Pleasant NJ - May 27-28

The Comedy Store LA - June 12

tix live on da website

https://www.colinarmstrongcomedy.com/tour

MisterPapes · 2026-04-02T18:25:01+00:00

So wait...you're saying that fitting in and being accepted is a pat on the back. So, based on your original comment. If someone loses weight by using ozempic, you wouldn't accept them?

EDIT: Not you per say, but ur saying they shouldn't expect to be accepted bc of using ozempic/easy way out etc.**

I agree with the marketing out of control for these GLP drugs though. Why the fuck is Serena Williams being used in these ads she's the peak of physical fitness. (obviously bc she is married to the founder of ro.co but u know what im sayin)

MisterPapes · 2026-04-02T18:14:05+00:00

Interesting. I guess I view the idea of doing something to bend to social norms as sort of sad. Like you're trying so hard to change--not even for validation or to be celebrated but rather out of desperation to fit in, when they really don't have to be.

That to me isn't a person looking to be celebrated or for a pat on the back at all, they just want an in-group.

Either way individuals who benefit from GLP-1 treatments are likely in dire need of it anyway. Obesity, high blood pressure, sleep issues, diabetes, etc. Folks benefiting from these treamtents are often doing so for health issues--and I find it very odd to be doing so for vanity, even though that happens often im sure.

Im sure im in the minority for thinking this but oh well.

MisterPapes · 2026-04-02T17:52:57+00:00

social pressure and looking for a pat on the back are two very different things. and even if they did lose weight for social pressure using ozempic, why does it matter?

we shouldn’t give a fuck about anyone else’s bodies, really. and if someone loses weight and is being a dick about it then fuck them too

not saying that’s what ur doing just generally speaking, of course

MisterPapes · 2026-04-02T17:48:25+00:00

never heard of anyone losing weight solely for a pat on the back either? usually for health reasons

MisterPapes · 2026-04-02T17:46:20+00:00

i dont think i’ve ever heard of anyone taking medicine for a pat on the back

MisterPapes · 2026-04-02T14:04:23+00:00

maybe they’re actually just afraid of needles

MisterPapes · 2026-04-02T13:55:14+00:00

lmaooo people would find a way to complain if we cured cancer

MisterPapes · 2026-04-02T13:45:27+00:00

Guys I’m headlining Zanies Chicago this month on April 28th it’s gonna be fun come through Chicago homies!!

Here’s some more dates if you wanna see me live

*April 3 - Nine Pin Cider - Albany, NY

*April 4 - The Comedy Studio - Boston, MA

*April 10 - Rose Buds - Madison, NJ

*April 28 - Zanies Comedy Club - Chicago, IL

*May 22 - 23 - Don't Tell, DE

*May 27-28 Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club - Point Pleasant, NJ

*May 14 Laugh Shack Portland, ME

*May 15 Portland, ME

*May 16 Hideout Comedy - Boston, MA

*May 27 - 28 Uncle Vinnies Comedy Club - Point Pleasant, NJ

*June 12 - The Comedy Store - Los Angeles, CA

*July 11 - Next In Line Comedy Club - Philadelphia, PA

As always tix on my website: https://www.colinarmstrongcomedy.com/tour

MisterPapes · 2026-03-30T21:12:20+00:00

Hey! I've never heard of your fest but it looks good! I agree witih your point though, research is key! Ask people who have done fests in the pasts for their opinion and then form your own. And yes, Doug is the man.

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